My cat is sat crunching a mouse

retired_gonzales_885 · 10-20-2007, 12:05 PM

Our cat devours mice, shrews etc most nights these days. He brings the buggers in and munches them down by the front door, leaving only the entrails. It's pretty gross, but we have a washable mat down there so we're putting up with it at the moment.

retired_arifmaredia · 10-20-2007, 03:36 PM

next doors cat urinated up my door last night, it fecking stank, i hate the little bstard

retired_tripaige · 10-20-2007, 05:00 PM

I love cats so much.

retired_jnetta622 · 10-20-2007, 06:41 PM

Tom > Jerry.

retired_kilo · 10-20-2007, 06:43 PM

Is "my cat is sat" a normal British English construction?

retired_kimmymarlo · 10-20-2007, 06:55 PM

most cats suck, but not this one.

retired_macca1875 · 10-20-2007, 07:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tim Madisun:
I love cats but am allergic to them. They're random feckers, which is probably what I like about them.

Plus the fact that they often give you that look as if to say *what, you idiot?*

Awesome.

I love the nonchalant attitude they have.

Miaow miaow miaow I'm really hungry
Here's some food
(one mouthful later)
Actually I'm ok now

Miaow miaow miaow I want to go out
(opens door)
Actually, it's a bit cold, I think I'll stay in

and then they give you the look as if to say 'I'm in control in this relationship, bitch'