retired_navy0614

We're getting bored of their bitterness tbh, so we've decided to bugger off to Lancashire in 3 years time.

Last time around saw Everton quaking in their boots at the prospect of facing Reina, bestest keeper in the world and no doubt it will be the same this time out. Serial diver Andrew Johnson is out injured, disappointing his many fans on OTF. Arteta may or may not turn up, although seeing as the game is at the Old Lady the chances are about evens. Yakubu continues to be lazy and appear overweight, despite his monster monster arms. Faddy is going to be hit over the head with a brick before the game and told that Scotland are playing. I'd personally love to see Baines play, but no doubt Moyes will go for Captain Slow and the two jokers in the middle of the park to frustrate the bestest midfield in the land. I have no idea about the gob*****s team news, nor do I pay any attention to their injury list, so I've picked a team at random from a hat, which tbh is probably what their fat spanish waiter (who really does have a dodgy paedophile beard) does anyway.


<pre class="ip-ubbcode-code-pre">Howard &gt; Reina - not a circus clown tbh.Hibbert &gt; Finnan - he may be rubbish, but at least he isn't a scientologist.Yobo &gt; Carragher - Has PASSION for his country.Stubbs &gt; Hyypia - what a bloody rubbish race that'll be. Hitler syndrome symptathy vote.Lescott &gt; Aurelio - bat'leH to the head if you disagree tbh.Arteta &gt; Pennant - He only turns up for home games, but it's a no-brainer. All hail King Mikel.Captain Pointy &gt; "Momo" - I'm struggling with this one, but he is very, very good at pointing. Plus "Momo" ifs.Carsley &gt; Stevie G la - Actually turns up for his country.Pienaar &gt; Babel - Predator ftw. He owned him at Ajax as well.Yakubu &gt; Crouch - lazy swine vs. lanky goof trick. Goals win through.Faddy &gt; Voronin - Scottish block vote. Stupid haircut in closet block vote.</pre>

Certified, certifiable.

Supposedly Tim Cahill was aiming to be back and fit for this, but even if he was, he'd not start. Bench at best. No noises have come out about him though so no doubt he checked his diary to see that there's not actually an Australia game scheduled for next week afterall, so it's back to the nightclubs. Allegedly he's finished anyway, due to having to change his jumping style because of the nasty metatarsels.

Predictions;

benkeat to call me a twat at some point.
Someone will take me seriously.
Somebody will be sent off.
Somebody will get carded/banned in this thread.
BANTER.
BEEF.
Some form of attempted Kirkby beef at the ground
Stevie G laa to dive.
"Momo" to have an abortion of a game and despite this kopites will fall over themselves to worship him
Moyes to hold his face in his hands as a pass goes along the ground
Moyes to be heard at least twice shouting "hit the strikers, hit the strikers!"
Pip to point a lot.

I blame any errors in this post on the internet. Myself, I am infallible.

retired_navy0614

See, the internet broke that youtube link.

retired_roxy

Can we use a thread that isn't completely b*llocks?

We'll win comfortably btw. Need a game like this to get our season back on track. Crouch to score 18.

retired_calhoun_s

Youtube link not right.
1-1 fwiw.

retired_roxy

And you've gone with the team I said in the pool thread.

retired_erica0427

Absolutely bricking this game tbf

retired_hockeymom2

Does SS1 mean Setanta Sports 1 or Sky Sports 1

retired_Rosangela carv

Arteta is in Madrid as we speak.

retired_jennifer89889

Whole thread complete b0llocks, just a complete disgrace from the get-go. Should really be put down.

We're s**t at the moment so I don't hold out much hope.

retired_navy0614

Last time out - last time at Goodison muppet.