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Best 5 club teams in history of Football:
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Torinho 1940's - 100.00%
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Old 10-24-2007, 12:39 AM   The Life Of A Slob Post #1
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i write this now to tell you how to be a perfect slob.

the diet: late at night diet consists of a box of large pringles, a bowl, and soy sauce. Put a few pringles in the bowl try to shuffle them about a bit and then put as much soy sauce as desired. (only wworks with ORIGINAL pringles)

the attire: old "round the house" t-shirt WITH gravy stains and other food stuffs slopped onto it for extra points.

"slob shorts" these are shorts of the 3 quarter kind for lolling around the house in.

white socks, that you wouldnt be seen dead in in public for fear of being called either Michael Jackson, Ken Barlow or if your familiar with Linekars in Turkey "a w*nker in white socks"

more to come in this top tip series of "the life of a slob"
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Old 10-24-2007, 12:41 AM   The Life Of A Slob Post #2
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Ah from Liverpool, it fugures. JOKE

But you do disgust me.
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Old 10-24-2007, 12:42 AM   The Life Of A Slob Post #3
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Quote:
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Ah from Liverpool, it figures. JOKE

But you do disgust me.
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Old 10-24-2007, 12:45 AM   The Life Of A Slob Post #4
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Tbf, i've read some disgusting stories about scouse 'mingebags' on RAWK.
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Old 10-24-2007, 12:46 AM   The Life Of A Slob Post #5
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Bizarre quote
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Old 10-24-2007, 12:47 AM   The Life Of A Slob Post #6
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If he was from Liverpool he'd be out robbing cars now. I'll be back later :thup:
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Old 10-24-2007, 12:53 AM   The Life Of A Slob Post #7
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Quote:
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If he was from Liverpool he'd be out robbing cars now. I'll be back later :thup:
you are so unbelievably original
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Old 10-24-2007, 12:55 AM   The Life Of A Slob Post #8
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Whoosh.
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Old 10-24-2007, 01:16 AM   The Life Of A Slob Post #9
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Quote:
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Good night. x
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Old 10-24-2007, 11:10 AM   The Life Of A Slob Post #10
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you eat bowls?
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