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Old 10-26-2007, 03:48 AM   Jokes Thread Post #1
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Don't know if there already is a jokes thread but I know some of you people need to lighten up a bit (Joke), but when I did a search I couldn't find one. So, just post your jokes in here...

To start us off...

Q: Why can't you get a cup of tea at Old Trafford?



A: All the mugs are on the field and all the cups are at Anfield.
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Old 10-26-2007, 03:59 AM   Jokes Thread Post #2
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Old 10-26-2007, 04:01 AM   Jokes Thread Post #3
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you can get cups of tea at old trafford
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Old 10-26-2007, 04:11 AM   Jokes Thread Post #4
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yeah that joke doesnt work. in more ways than one.

2/10
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Old 10-26-2007, 04:18 AM   Jokes Thread Post #5
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Have you heard Chelsea are getting a new sponser?

Tampax - They're going through a bad period!
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Old 10-26-2007, 04:22 AM   Jokes Thread Post #6
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won the last few games iirc
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Old 10-26-2007, 04:23 AM   Jokes Thread Post #7
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Yeh but they are still 7th.
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Old 10-26-2007, 04:35 AM   Jokes Thread Post #8
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i didn't realise sponsors were allocated based on the performance of the team.

what happened to the samsung contract?
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yeah that joke doesnt work. in more ways than one.

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And 2 is generous
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Oooh, a crap jokes thread!

What's the difference between light and hard?

You can sleep with a light on.
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