[retired_shaneltolbert]

Don't know if there already is a jokes thread but I know some of you people need to lighten up a bit (Joke), but when I did a search I couldn't find one. So, just post your jokes in here...

To start us off...

Q: Why can't you get a cup of tea at Old Trafford?



A: All the mugs are on the field and all the cups are at Anfield.

[retired_jennifer89889]

rofflé

[retired_may0gan]

you can get cups of tea at old trafford

[retired_mcecig23]

yeah that joke doesnt work. in more ways than one.

2/10

[retired_shaneltolbert]

Have you heard Chelsea are getting a new sponser?

Tampax - They're going through a bad period!

[retired_mcecig23]

won the last few games iirc

[retired_shaneltolbert]

Yeh but they are still 7th.

[retired_may0gan]

i didn't realise sponsors were allocated based on the performance of the team.

what happened to the samsung contract?

[retired_sedimohasel]

Originally posted by Oliver:
yeah that joke doesnt work. in more ways than one.

2/10

And 2 is generous

[retired_venomm]

Oooh, a crap jokes thread!

What's the difference between light and hard?

You can sleep with a light on.