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Old 10-26-2007, 04:16 PM   Jokes Thread Post #41
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It's okay, it's a good joke.
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Old 10-26-2007, 04:24 PM   Jokes Thread Post #42
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went to Jongleurs last night, there was one guy basically pure one-liners for 20 minutes and was qg

"went to ASDA the other day, they had a special on... he was on the trolleys"
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Old 10-26-2007, 04:25 PM   Jokes Thread Post #43
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"this guy was a paedophile and a racist, so at least some kids were safe"
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Old 10-26-2007, 04:26 PM   Jokes Thread Post #44
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"I like to annoy my Israeli flatmate by giving him all the post addressed to 'The Occupier' "
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Old 10-26-2007, 04:29 PM   Jokes Thread Post #45
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What do you call 2 dogs and a black bird?

Sugarbabes

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Old 10-26-2007, 04:37 PM   Jokes Thread Post #46
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went to Jongleurs last night, there was one guy basically pure one-liners for 20 minutes and was qg

"went to ASDA the other day, they had a special on... he was on the trolleys"
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Old 10-26-2007, 04:54 PM   Jokes Thread Post #47
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What do you call 2 dogs and a black bird?

Sugarbabes

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How dare you!? so wrong!
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Old 10-26-2007, 05:02 PM   Jokes Thread Post #48
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some anorexic agoraphobics have just moved in next-door to me... I bet they've got some skeletons in the closet
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Old 10-26-2007, 05:07 PM   Jokes Thread Post #49
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Whats blue and f**ks kids?

Me in my lucky blue suit
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Old 10-26-2007, 05:21 PM   Jokes Thread Post #50
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<BLOCKQUOTE>Originally posted by gamesrater:
gav stone still posting under the assumption one day someone won't want him to **** off somewhere else
Clearly still has beef festering from when people called him out on hosting the worst offies in the history of OTF. If he wants to salvage any remaining credibility he should get over it and move on.

PS ZOMG I teaming up with gamesrater!!!!!! No, it's not that, Gav is just a spaz. </BLOCKQUOTE>Like I give a **** what you and the other fool think.
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