Fitness.com
Advertisement

Go Back   Sports Forum > Community > The Pub

The Pub

Grab a beer, sit back and relax.


» Site Navigation
 > Shop
» Current Poll
Best 5 club teams in history of Football:
Liverpool 1977-1978 - 100.00%
1 Vote
Real Madrid 1956-1960 - 0%
0 Votes
Juventus 1985 - 0%
0 Votes
Milan 1989-1990 - 100.00%
1 Vote
Ajax 1971-1973 - 0%
0 Votes
Santos 1962-1963 - 0%
0 Votes
Torinho 1940's - 100.00%
1 Vote
Ajax 1995 - 0%
0 Votes
Flamengo 1981 - 100.00%
1 Vote
Benfica 1961-1962 - 100.00%
1 Vote
Total Votes: 1
You may not vote on this poll.
» Stats
Members: 103,815
Threads: 85,025
Posts: 1,031,308
Top Poster: Karky (9,548)
Welcome to our newest member, fannygreen5564
» Fitness Shop
If you register for free, you will be able to post threads, vote on polls and lots more. If you have problems with the registration or logging in, please contact the administrator.

Reply
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 10-26-2007, 03:44 PM   Jokes Thread Post #31
Registered User
 
Join Date: Aug 2007
Posts: 0
Rep Power: 0
retired_shellmac13 is an unknown quantity at this point
Default

retired_shellmac13 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-26-2007, 03:46 PM   Jokes Thread Post #32
Registered User
 
Join Date: Sep 2007
Posts: 0
Rep Power: 0
retired_mickey5ca is an unknown quantity at this point
Default

Quote:
Originally posted by tim1000000:
<BLOCKQUOTE>Originally posted by Hoista!:
email doing the rounds :-

To all you Americans.

It's football not soccer!
It's jelly not jello!
It's a spanner not a monkey wrench!
It's a bonnet not a hood!
It's a holiday not a vacation!

And to those of you in California......Bonfire Night is in November!
potentially offensive jingoism imo </BLOCKQUOTE>

Where are the mods when you need them?
retired_mickey5ca is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-26-2007, 03:49 PM   Jokes Thread Post #33
Newb
 
Join Date: Oct 2007
Posts: 0
Rep Power: 0
retired_may0gan is an unknown quantity at this point
Default

gav stone still posting under the assumption one day someone won't want him to **** off somewhere else
retired_may0gan is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-26-2007, 03:51 PM   Jokes Thread Post #34
Registered User
 
Join Date: Jul 2007
Posts: 7
Rep Power: 0
Ansthenia is an unknown quantity at this point
Default

Everyday, Rajesh, a partially sighted, one armed Indian boy, has to cycle 7 miles to school on an old bike with buckled wheels and no brakes along a boulder strewn road.

For a donation of just 2 pounds, we'll send you the video footage.

It's F**king hilarious!
Ansthenia is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-26-2007, 03:52 PM   Jokes Thread Post #35
Registered User
 
Join Date: Aug 2007
Posts: 0
Rep Power: 0
retired_shellmac13 is an unknown quantity at this point
Default

That is probably 4728748325635x worse than my potentially uneccesary [sic] offensive jingoism.

Plus Hoista! once promised me a Nokia football and as of today has failed to deliver. Poor form imo.
retired_shellmac13 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-26-2007, 03:54 PM   Jokes Thread Post #36
Registered User
 
Join Date: Aug 2007
Posts: 0
Rep Power: 0
retired_shellmac13 is an unknown quantity at this point
Default

Quote:
Originally posted by gamesrater:
gav stone still posting under the assumption one day someone won't want him to **** off somewhere else
Clearly still has beef festering from when people called him out on hosting the worst offies in the history of OTF. If he wants to salvage any remaining credibility he should get over it and move on.

PS ZOMG I teaming up with gamesrater!!!!!! No, it's not that, Gav is just a spaz.
retired_shellmac13 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-26-2007, 04:06 PM   Jokes Thread Post #37
Newb
 
Join Date: Aug 2007
Posts: 0
Rep Power: 0
retired_calli240 is an unknown quantity at this point
Default

What do spinach and anal sex have in common?

If you didn't like them as a child, chances are you won't like them as an adult.
retired_calli240 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-26-2007, 04:11 PM   Jokes Thread Post #38
Registered User
 
Join Date: Aug 2007
Posts: 0
Rep Power: 0
retired_velvet01 is an unknown quantity at this point
Default

Quote:
Originally posted by Paris Hilton's Lover:
What has different shades of blue and makes people cringe?


This thread.
looks grey to me
retired_velvet01 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-26-2007, 04:12 PM   Jokes Thread Post #39
Registered User
 
Join Date: Aug 2007
Posts: 0
Rep Power: 0
retired_shellmac13 is an unknown quantity at this point
Default

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Pants:
What do spinach and anal sex have in common?

If you didn't like them as a child, chances are you won't like them as an adult.
I'm sure you post that in every single joke thread. You're nearly as bad a stadler and his duck 'joke'.
retired_shellmac13 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-26-2007, 04:14 PM   Jokes Thread Post #40
Newb
 
Join Date: Aug 2007
Posts: 0
Rep Power: 0
retired_calli240 is an unknown quantity at this point
Default

Quote:
Originally posted by jerleat:
<BLOCKQUOTE>Originally posted by Big Pants:
What do spinach and anal sex have in common?

If you didn't like them as a child, chances are you won't like them as an adult.
I'm sure you post that in every single joke thread. You're nearly as bad a stadler and his duck 'joke'. </BLOCKQUOTE>

It's the only joke I know
retired_calli240 is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply

Go Back   Sports Forum > Community > The Pub

Bookmarks

Thread Tools
Display Modes


Similar threads to Jokes Thread
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
You know what I think we really need today? why a thread full of hilarious jokes/one-liners of course!
You know what I think we really need today? why a thread full of hilarious jokes/one-liners of course!: Apparently best told in the style of Tommy Cooper...
Cappo Smiffy The Pub 7 10-18-2007 02:18 AM
Your text jokes
Your text jokes: All found on http://www.sickipedia.org/ ...
Rcjuk The Pub 101 09-24-2007 09:21 PM
Football Jokes
Football Jokes: Post football jokes here I will start David...
Artur Boruc The Pub 2 07-16-2007 12:02 AM
Jokes about all clubs
Jokes about all clubs: A Santa Claus,Fairy ,an intelligent Man U fan and...
ViRuS General Football 14 05-25-2006 01:49 PM
Only Romanian jokes I can think of involve orphans
Only Romanian jokes I can think of involve orphans: and thats not particularly good taste. ...
crosbysleftear Scout Report 81 02-27-2005 03:42 AM

More threads of danny.harv
Thread Date Forum Replies Last Post
The Official FM2008 "Great Regens" Thread
The Official FM2008 "Great Regens" Thread: Just a basic follow on from the 07 regen thread. ...
11-04-2007 Scout Report 39 11-18-2007 03:35 PM
Danny's Holiday Game
Danny's Holiday Game: I feel like starting a holiday game and playing...
10-21-2007 Football Manager 24 10-26-2007 02:06 AM
Danny's One Season Signing Challenge!!!
Danny's One Season Signing Challenge!!!: I saw a challenge a bit like this on another...
10-14-2007 Football Manager 9 10-15-2007 07:15 PM
Around tea time on a Saturday afternoon
Around tea time on a Saturday afternoon: I, Danny Harvey, was lying their in my bed as the...
09-23-2007 Football Manager 8 09-24-2007 04:49 PM
4-1-2-1-2 - Hammers Style
4-1-2-1-2 - Hammers Style: My mate and me started a two player game. He...
09-04-2007 Tactics & Training Tips 5 09-17-2007 11:04 AM

Other threads in forum The Pub
Thread Date Thread Starter Replies Last Post
Online Questionnaires for Dissertation reserach - any advice?
Online Questionnaires for Dissertation reserach - any advice?: Afternoon all. Im at Edinburgh Uni and am...
11-14-2007 SSC 4 11-15-2007 03:23 PM
Recommend me a good electric guitar based group
Recommend me a good electric guitar based group: I really like electric guitar and synthesised...
11-03-2007 Connor 14 11-04-2007 02:45 AM
Personal Statement Advice Needed (For Job Appl.)
Personal Statement Advice Needed (For Job Appl.): hey you guys, i have got this application pack...
10-09-2007 Connell 20 10-10-2007 07:17 AM
Avram Grant takes over as Chelsea boss
Avram Grant takes over as Chelsea boss: I've never heard of him in football management...
09-20-2007 BBB 121 09-26-2007 07:03 PM
Join me with my Templates Database?!?
Join me with my Templates Database?!?: I am thinking about making a website template...
10-13-2003 realneed4speed 19 10-25-2003 02:23 AM

» Online Users: 47
1 members and 46 guests
rich8536
Most users ever online was 2,128, 07-21-2008 at 08:27 PM.

All times are GMT +1. The time now is 06:17 PM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.3
Copyright ©2000 - 2009, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Search Engine Optimization by vBSEO 3.2.0
Fitness.com | Weight Loss | Training & Fitness | BodyBuilding | Chinese | Spanish | French | Germany | Italian | Friend Codes |
You are viewing Jokes Thread - Page 4.