[retired_g_stull]

Why did Snoop Dogg need an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle

[hooper75]

I parked in a disabled space today and a traffic warden shouted to me...

"Oi, what's your disability?"

I said "Tourettes! Now **** off you ****!"

[retired_hvporter]

Originally posted by gamesrater:
i didn't realise sponsors were allocated based on the performance of the team.

what happened to the samsung contract?

What's worse than cack jokes?

People who make cack comments, trying to be a smart arse and amusing.

[Ansthenia]

Whats the number one cause of paedophilia in the UK?

Sexy kids.

[retired_gbalot]

Knock-Knock!
Who's there?
911
911 who?
You said you'd never forget!

[retired_little.splash]

Originally posted by Gav Stone:
<BLOCKQUOTE>Originally posted by gamesrater:
i didn't realise sponsors were allocated based on the performance of the team.

what happened to the samsung contract?

What's worse than cack jokes?

People who make cack comments, trying to be a smart arse and amusing. </BLOCKQUOTE>

was funnier than the original "joke" though

[retired_kaila4337]

a punch in the face is funnier than the original joke

[retired_little.splash]

exactly

[retired_hvporter]

Originally posted by buffalo:
<BLOCKQUOTE>Originally posted by Gav Stone:
<BLOCKQUOTE>Originally posted by gamesrater:
i didn't realise sponsors were allocated based on the performance of the team.

what happened to the samsung contract?

What's worse than cack jokes?

People who make cack comments, trying to be a smart arse and amusing. </BLOCKQUOTE>

was funnier than the original "joke" though </BLOCKQUOTE>Fair point tbh.

[retired_gulkis]

Originally posted by Hoista!:
email doing the rounds :-

To all you Americans.

It's football not soccer!
It's jelly not jello!
It's a spanner not a monkey wrench!
It's a bonnet not a hood!
It's a holiday not a vacation!

And to those of you in California......Bonfire Night is in November!

potentially offensive jingoism imo