[MixitupMixitdictator]

won the last few games iirc

funniest lines so far



I like; why did the blond stare at the orange juice carton


Cos it said concentrate

[danny.harv]

Originally posted by paulsgruff:
Oooh, a crap jokes thread!

What's the difference between light and hard?

You can sleep with a light on.

I don't get it...

[MixitupMixitdictator]

u don't ffs? and you had a sex thread

[danny.harv]

Joking Mixitup

[MixitupMixitdictator]

oh

[danny.harv]

Originally posted by MixitupMixitdictator:
oh

I was just trying to get him to explain it to me.

[simonh1979]

Q. What happens three times a year and ruins this board for a week at a time?


A. Half term.

[Hoista!]

email doing the rounds :-

To all you Americans.

It's football not soccer!
It's jelly not jello!
It's a spanner not a monkey wrench!
It's a bonnet not a hood!
It's a holiday not a vacation!

And to those of you in California......Bonfire Night is in November!

[DJ]

Eddie the head was born with no body, no arms and no legs. All he had was a head. But despite this major birth defect his parents still loved him very much.

So on his sixteenth birthday his parents found a doctor that could surgically give Eddie a body. When the parents got home they couldn't wait to tell him that he could finally have a body and be like other normal people.

They go home really excited and say "Have we got a surprise for you. It's the best present ever!" and Eddie says "Oh no, not another fukking hat!"

[Rocky Rockstar]

it could have been sunglasses tbf.