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Right kids, I'm really in the mood now for some covert SAS based stuff.
My neighbours are dole-scrounging kid-breeding wotsits - they have basically made their career on popping out kids so that they dont have to get a job like the rest of us.
I know this for a fact and I'm not prepared to go into how I found this out.
The kids are now the most annoying little bastards you are ever likely to meet.
So today, a trampoline has been delivered - no doubt with my taxes I paid for it - and I'm thinking I would like to get revenge on their sorry asses by running a knife through it later on.
So... In the grand tradition of The Sun and their 'You The Jury' rubbish, I would like you to decide the face of the neighbours new trampoline.
A) Twat it
B) Leave it be
C) I have had too much to drink and need to go to bed.