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Aaaarrrrrrrrggggghhhh! My Banjo snapped!!! Post #1 Junior Member
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Aaaarrrrrrrrggggghhhh! My Banjo snapped!!!
My banjo snapped on saturday night, me and the girlfriend just casually pumping away then all of a sudden I felt something sore, it was quite dark in the room so a put ma hand down and noticed blood!
You know the wee bit thats attached to your foreskin? well thats what appears to have snapped, blood everywhere! Please dont tell me I have to go and see the penis doctor please?
Aaaarrrrrrrrggggghhhh! My Banjo snapped!!! Post #2 Junior Member
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thought you actually meant that your musical instrument broke.
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Too much info mate /o\
Aaaarrrrrrrrggggghhhh! My Banjo snapped!!! Post #4 Junior Member
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i wish i had your problem
Aaaarrrrrrrrggggghhhh! My Banjo snapped!!! Post #5 Junior Member
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This is just a thinly veiled "I had sex" thread.
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hahaha having friends that play the banjo
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Ahh had a near miss at Christmas...definate rippage from the skin, but it's ok at the minute! Doctor all the way I think matey. And dont fack too hard!
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Originally posted by Docker:
You appear to be half correct, although I am worried about my little guy
Aaaarrrrrrrrggggghhhh! My Banjo snapped!!! Post #9 Member
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I did mine when on holiday in Spain. Was hammered so just left it. Stung a bit in the morning, but just left it. Is fine now. I hope
Aaaarrrrrrrrggggghhhh! My Banjo snapped!!! Post #10 Junior Member
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Isn't it a 'banjo string' rather than a banjo? Surely the banjo would be the whole **** in that case.
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