retired_sseberg

My banjo snapped on saturday night, me and the girlfriend just casually pumping away then all of a sudden I felt something sore, it was quite dark in the room so a put ma hand down and noticed blood!

You know the wee bit thats attached to your foreskin? well thats what appears to have snapped, blood everywhere! Please dont tell me I have to go and see the penis doctor please?

retired_kimmymarlo

thought you actually meant that your musical instrument broke.

a function of living in a society where circumcision is the norm and having friends that actually play the banjo, I guess.

retired_mickey5ca

Too much info mate /o\

retired_amadhani

i wish i had your problem

Ventil

This is just a thinly veiled "I had sex" thread.

retired_dreamwolf

hahaha having friends that play the banjo

retired_kimberlysmith

Ahh had a near miss at Christmas...definate rippage from the skin, but it's ok at the minute! Doctor all the way I think matey. And dont fack too hard!

retired_sseberg

You appear to be half correct, although I am worried about my little guy

retired_kaila4337

I did mine when on holiday in Spain. Was hammered so just left it. Stung a bit in the morning, but just left it. Is fine now. I hope

retired_mmmelt1

Isn't it a 'banjo string' rather than a banjo? Surely the banjo would be the whole **** in that case.