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Old 10-29-2007, 02:22 PM   Erm, my car keys have been locked in my boot. Feel free to a) help or b) laugh :( Post #11
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I hope you slapped her?
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Old 10-29-2007, 02:23 PM   Erm, my car keys have been locked in my boot. Feel free to a) help or b) laugh :( Post #12
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40mph i think. ITS 30 FOR A REASON etc etc etc.
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Old 10-29-2007, 02:24 PM   Erm, my car keys have been locked in my boot. Feel free to a) help or b) laugh :( Post #13
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<BLOCKQUOTE>Originally posted by Powlay:
<BLOCKQUOTE>Originally posted by Gregg Carter:
<BLOCKQUOTE>Originally posted by Powlay:
You could always call the police on the non emergency line and see if they can send someone out. Sometimes they do, sometimes they dont.
What kind of idiots call the Police to help them get back into their own cars when they've locked themselves out?

What a waste of my taxes. </BLOCKQUOTE>

If it takes one policeman away from catching people going 5 mph over the limit then its a job well done </BLOCKQUOTE>

Hit a child at 30 and there's an 80% chance they'll live. Hit a child at 35 and there's an 80% chance they'll die. Or something like that. Basically, you're wrong. </BLOCKQUOTE>

drive at 40 and you'll pass the child before it crosses ?
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Old 10-29-2007, 02:25 PM   Erm, my car keys have been locked in my boot. Feel free to a) help or b) laugh :( Post #14
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If it takes one policeman away from catching people going 5 mph over the limit then its a job well done
you're an idiot.
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Old 10-29-2007, 02:26 PM   Erm, my car keys have been locked in my boot. Feel free to a) help or b) laugh :( Post #15
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I take it you've called the AA out by now?

Can I laugh as well please?
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Old 10-29-2007, 02:27 PM   Erm, my car keys have been locked in my boot. Feel free to a) help or b) laugh :( Post #16
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I've chosen to laugh.
Me too.
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Old 10-29-2007, 02:28 PM   Erm, my car keys have been locked in my boot. Feel free to a) help or b) laugh :( Post #17
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What is it with OTF's obsession with taxes?
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Old 10-29-2007, 02:30 PM   Erm, my car keys have been locked in my boot. Feel free to a) help or b) laugh :( Post #18
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What is it with OTF's obsession with taxes?
That they account for a significant chunk of people's Gross wage and therefore, people want to make sure they're not ****ed up against the wall?

Calling the police out like Powlay suggests for something like this would fall firmly into that category.
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Old 10-29-2007, 02:34 PM   Erm, my car keys have been locked in my boot. Feel free to a) help or b) laugh :( Post #19
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Indeed... the 0.00000000001p it would cost me for this makes me feel sick to the stomach.

And while we're at it, the 7p a year I pay for the royals really makes me angry too.
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Old 10-29-2007, 02:39 PM   Erm, my car keys have been locked in my boot. Feel free to a) help or b) laugh :( Post #20
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<BLOCKQUOTE>Originally posted by Neil Purvis:
What is it with OTF's obsession with taxes?
That they account for a significant chunk of people's Gross wage and therefore, people want to make sure they're not ****ed up against the wall?

Calling the police out like Powlay suggests for something like this would fall firmly into that category. </BLOCKQUOTE>

check the singles thread for someone calling the police out about a stupid thing
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