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10-31-2007, 10:57 PM
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Somebody just ran into my garden, and took a dump. Post #101 | | Joe Blow
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Originally posted by Joshyboy1984:
<BLOCKQUOTE>Originally posted by ACou2000:
I actually did a sh*t so big it completely blocked the toilet in my flat.
I got scared that on flushing the bowl was still filling right to the top with sh*tty water, even after I had pushed the turd right down into the pipes.
tbh it was scarily huge. dont think I've done one that size before or since. was probably a 10 incher
| I did one at work today that must have been well over 10 kuricks. The 'start' of it was well into the hole and its head a good inch out of the water. I tried to push it in with a **** load of bog roll but it just got blocked up worse. Actually feel quite sorry for whoever has to clean that up. Couldn't believe how big it was. </BLOCKQUOTE>
Scariest thing was though, it came out in an instant, no straining or anything. And when I wiped... it was completely clean! I think my arsehole gets complacent with the smaller poos and doesn't bother opening as much, ergo it gets a bit messy.
As you can see I've been dieing to tell someone this all day...
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10-31-2007, 10:57 PM
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Somebody just ran into my garden, and took a dump. Post #102 | | Newb
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ROFL - what a title :thup:
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10-31-2007, 11:01 PM
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Somebody just ran into my garden, and took a dump. Post #103 | | Registered User
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\o/ at Joshyboy1984  | |
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10-31-2007, 11:07 PM
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Somebody just ran into my garden, and took a dump. Post #104 | | Newb
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on another note do you find yourself producing a really long 'log', so you start controlling your hole to ensure you dont break it in two. | |
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10-31-2007, 11:09 PM
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Somebody just ran into my garden, and took a dump. Post #105 | | Newb
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interestingly enough e_r, I used to do that, but given recent experiences with the larger one log causing blockage... I now actively attempt to break it in two. and if necessary, flush at half time so to speak.
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10-31-2007, 11:09 PM
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Somebody just ran into my garden, and took a dump. Post #106 | | Registered User
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Tbh a clean $hit > world peace
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10-31-2007, 11:11 PM
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Somebody just ran into my garden, and took a dump. Post #107 | | Newb
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Quote:
Originally posted by ACou2000:
interestingly enough e_r, I used to do that, but given recent experiences with the larger one log causing blockage... I now actively attempt to break it in two. and if necessary, flush at half time so to speak.
| ... the things we do for s**t.
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10-31-2007, 11:11 PM
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Somebody just ran into my garden, and took a dump. Post #108 | | Newb
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of course, making a particular effort to break it in two does lead to other complications
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10-31-2007, 11:18 PM
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Somebody just ran into my garden, and took a dump. Post #109 | | Newb
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doirty bazard ?
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10-31-2007, 11:26 PM
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Somebody just ran into my garden, and took a dump. Post #110 | | Registered User
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Well yeah buffalo, normally someone would get a phrase like that when they do a **** on someones lawn :p
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