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I've lived on cereal and toast for 21 years :thup:

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Originally posted by DamonWattsok:
I've lived on cereal and toast for 21 years :thup:

Never killed me, either.

[retired_imran_ryd]

Mine cut my hair this morning whilst not really concentrating. i now have Rick Astley cut which is both :thup: and :thdn:

[dblocksoldier]

Forgot to do my car tax the other day so I text my mum:

"Can you go Post Office for me get my car tax? £77, I'll pay you back on friday, I'm skint till then. Pretty please, with sugar and a cherry."

She text back: "It better be a big cherry!"

Friday comes, I get my tax disc. I give her £80 and a big bun with a cherry on it. Turns out she'd paid for the whole year for me instead of six months.

wp mum.

[retired_laticia3]

My mum is ffffb.

The only thing she's done that is bad though is saying to me and my dad on entering from Newcastle 1 - 4 Portsmouth "It's only a game."



But mums are fb. :thup:

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Originally posted by allstargyp:
Mine cut my hair this morning whilst not really concentrating. i now have Rick Astley cut which is both :thup: and :thdn:

80s hair ftw!

Mums are great. Mine is cool. :thup:

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Originally posted by Tim Madisun:
<BLOCKQUOTE>Originally posted by allstargyp:
Mine cut my hair this morning whilst not really concentrating. i now have Rick Astley cut which is both :thup: and :thdn:

80s hair ftw!

Mums are great. Mine is cool. :thup: </BLOCKQUOTE>

It's only :thup: because I look 14 again and I'm really 34, even an old friends mum recognised me at a fireworks party tonight saying that I hadn't changed a bit!

[alidog]

I got into my car to come home from work the other week, and there's this ice cream box on the dashboard that I'd never seen before. I was very confused as it most certainly wasn't there when I got out the car that morning, yet the car was securely locked when I got into it that night.

I took it down and gingerly opened it, and on top of whatever is in the box is a bit of paper with the word "BANG!" written on it. I turn the paper over and it says "If the mountain won't come to Mohammed..." and then underneath there's some slices of chocolate cake.

Turns out my mother had driven to where I work, broken into my car (She has my spare key), left the cake and driven away without telling me.

FB thing to do, well done my mum! :thup:

[retired_acivin]

Cliff, thats pretty cool mate!

Also, I love my mum, and I am sure she loves me even more Off to bed now, so might come back tomorrow to tell some tales!