Pickles

Also took a 17 year old, fat, slag, chav back to my mate's after picking her up on Wycombe High Street at about 3am - She was wearing tracksuit bottoms and trainers with a puffa jacket - halfway through shagging her, she proceeded to declare her love for me. I stopped, wanked myself off over her chest and ordered her a cab home :thup:

Memories are flooding back now

msteuk

Never really appealed to me enough to make the effort, although the chance has been there a few times.

Reading this thread makes me feel I'm not missing out.

Pickles

one night stands are fun, but I never ever contact a girl again who puts out hours after meeting me, cos believe it or not, I find it quite unattractive.

i enjoyed my single life and antics for a while, but having a menaingful relationship with someone you actually care about is much more fulfilling and the sex is better :thup:

James07?

All pickles needs to do to revitalise his sexual relationship is switch hands.

Pickles

I've got a girlfriend Not in a Cottager way, a real one with boobs and everything!

James07?

I meant that the lovely lady in question will appreciate you groping around in there from a different angle.

Pickles

Oh okay. Maybe i'll try it tonight :thup:

Rb

Only had 2 :

1st, we were drunk, fooling about in my parents Jaccuzi, came inside to "dry off" and ended up having sex in the bathroom.


2nd, out drinking, had this girl come and lapdance me and say "do you want to come back to mine (I knew her previously) spent the whole night up ****ing her and then some of the morning. Havent spoken to her since

Brian of Nazareth

only done it once, probably won't again, not ma thing, I prefer something a wee bit more regular.

twas at the end of an erasmus year in Nantes, another english lass working at the youth hostel, I only chatted to her because she'd told another mate she really fancied me, which immediately removed the whole issue of rejection out of it, had a laugh, a few drinks and went back to the hostel where she was working, shagged her, and left, iirc, she was working about 90 minutes after we got back. Brilliantly it was also my last night in France too so didn't have to overly worry about consequences etc. Only time I've felt like a smug bastard, but it was fun!

Dying Dougs

I've had a fair few one night stands. I could have added more to the list only those few times i never got round to shagging them.

one night that stands out, I went to see the stone roses experience, after it went to a nightclub, the night was pretty much dead in the sence i didnt get away with anyone, but when i was leaving, this bird grabbed me and started kissing the face of myself. she was from armagh, so she was staying in the hotel which the nightclub was a part of. ended up going up to the residents bar, but got kicked out cause i wasnt staying there.

so we went for a walk, ended up going into some shed with her and ripped my arms in these briars, so went somewhere else with her, i was only 5 mins from the house and she wanted me to take her back, but i wasnt taking her to the house so just ended up getting a blowjob of her between these 2 shops, she wanted me to cum all over her face, i wasnt really into it but done it anyway, and again, after i did cum, she wanted it again. i ended up wiping my knob on her hair when i was finished to get rid of all the excess remains

walked her back to the hotel, the night porter wasnt there so i said to her i'd see if he was the other end, it was shut so i walked back and heard him open the door, so i ran off as fast as i could

not really into the whole one night stand thing though anymore, as folk say, meaningfull sex with someone you like is a lot better.

others would have been when i was in malia for summer holidays, vegas holiday, liverpoool weekender, etc etc.