Argel

I won't go near Middlesbrough in daylight let alone at night.

Powlay

I only go there on match days im one of the few clearly.

prong

Thought this thread would be about fancy dress costumes

emily_rose

Hull beats any town in England for slappers. Took my sisters dog to the park and let it off its leash to chase a ball and it managed to pull a girl.

chopra_hill

whs

Pickles

I like these threads.

Took one for the team for a mate who was getting friendly with a tasty bird, but her massively overweight and pig ugly mate was loitering, so I distracted her.

Went back to the hotel where they worked, had a few drinks in the bar, got the 'wink' from my mate so suggested to fatty we went upstairs. Had the most disrespectful sex ever, must've made her feel really cheap, but meh.

Went back downstairs after an hour or two to find my mate's 'bird' on her own in the bar. He'd gone home 'cos she had a boyfriend

I've probably had about 15 one night stands, but that's the one that sticks in my mind.

Pickles

Oh and despite living 200 miles+ away and never having been there, I've managed to have a one night stand with a girl from Hull

Retro

Toronto - 1994.

Got approached by a very cute girl in a bar in Toronto, chatted to her for a while... then shagged her outside the SkyDome Stadium at about 2am - then went to a Coffee/breakfast bar at about 5am for breakfast.

Father Senegal

toss up between the aussie girl who said, as I was taking her from behind 'if you cant feel anything shove it up my arse mate' I couldnt so I did, not much of an improvement tbh, and the girl who was sick on me.

Ranjith

Did you report this sexual attack to the police?