retired_mountainsong

that example I gave was the worst ever btw, she was rot

At the beginning of this year I had a houseparty in NJ, pulled one girl, had sex, and then she dozed off and I went back down to the party. Pulled another girl, took her back to my room, woke the other one up and told her to get out, arsehole tbh

retired_rondaw25

Also had sex with that lassie in the nurses outfit on in the Taxi.

I have to admit that when I had just came out of a relationship, nothing made me feel worse this summer than waking up next to someone I didn't actually like in any way.

retired_austinh24

Did she enjoy the taste of the other bird?

retired_austinh24

Sorry - instant apology should not always write what I am thinking.

retired_heidigoebel

one, one night stand...most of the others went onto become plain ole **** buddies.

Was fun, enjoyed it. So did she, wanted more but i didnt as i was getting it elsewhere with a married woman.

Was talking about this tonight...ive been knocking off way too many married women. Think its about 7 :eek:

retired_olechka

Worst would probably the one where I got sick off the side of the bed while inside her.

Or when I went down a girl and she smelled so bad I had to leave the room, went up to the bathroom and fell asleep on the floor for about 40 minutes. My mother woke me up and told me to go back down and tell the girl to go home.

Best would be the girl in Ayia Napa where there was 2 other couples going at it in the room. Wouldn't call it an orgy per se, but it was as close as I'm likely to get. Bit of touching really.

retired_amadhani

tbf middlesboro' is just full of slags and mutants.

retired_heidigoebel

thank **** i dont live in middlesbrough then huh ********?

retired_amadhani

it was just OTF FM online BANTER

retired_heidigoebel

tis ok nel, you know i dont hate.

Just Jenas and Bale, if only they were not the most underrated and the best players in the world eva!!!1!11