retired_oakdizzy

They're gonna taste great!

Oh, and the other one:

It's all gone, its all gone! Whats all gone?

Right, well, stupid little child.
1: Cant he speak, and say whats gone?
2: Why does he have pen and paper in there?
3: He has to get up off the loo, to get to the door.
4: Why cant she wait till he's finished crapping?
5: Why, without sounding racist, does she have a chinese child, when she is clearly not at all. Granted, the father might be Chinese, but it's all too complicated.

retired_rondaw25

Yeah I can't even begin to comprehend a mixed race couple in an advert.

hanouda

Ensure that you pay for your property, a fair price.

What mate?

retired_oakdizzy

I didnt mean it like that. Sigh.

retired_gozadera2007

Yeah, add to that any advert for remedies to 'embarassing' afflictions (thrush, trapped wind, piles, hell even tampon adverts).

Alleviating the pain of said condition will NOT make the sun shine and birds sing or guarantee a good night out.

retired_rondaw25

I didnt mean it like that. Sigh. </BLOCKQUOTE>

Neither did I.

retired_linton_justin

Everyone knows a bloke called Mickey....

NO WE ****ING DONT YOU TOSSBAGGING PENISFACE MICKEY IS AN ARROGANT CUNTBASKET WHO WE ALL WANT TO PUNCH IN THE FACE

hanouda

whs

Are these marketing companies staffed entirely by women and complete c**ts? Do they actually any 'ordinary' 'blokes'?

(see also:
Coke Zero
"Everybody knows a bloke like Mickey...") </BLOCKQUOTE>

I think it's generally accepted most people in creative advertising are gay or female.

retired_rondaw25

I hope Mickey doesn't need chemo at any point.

retired_oakdizzy

whs

Are these marketing companies staffed entirely by women and complete c**ts? Do they actually any 'ordinary' 'blokes'?

(see also:
Coke Zero
"Everybody knows a bloke like Mickey...") </BLOCKQUOTE>

I think it's generally accepted most people in creative advertising are gay or female. </BLOCKQUOTE>

I'm trying to become an Advertiser