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Old 11-08-2007, 06:02 AM   Create-A-Religion Post #1
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Interestingly, and just by the by, my employer has a policy of recognizing any and all religions, including Wiccans and so on. I ran the Flying Spaghetti Monster question by my HR earlier, and she said that probably wouldn't get by them, but that if I had just invented my own comparatively rational religion and said that certain holidays had to be observed, I'd probably get away with it.

I'm off to start a 'create my religion' thread.
And here I am. Help me create a religion, OTF. I need a general philosophy and some holidays. Let's see how committed my employer is to this premise.
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Old 11-08-2007, 06:10 AM   Create-A-Religion Post #2
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Feast of Maximum Occupancy to get a mention somewhere.
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Old 11-08-2007, 08:59 AM   Create-A-Religion Post #3
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How about one where monday is a sacred day and you cant work it?
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Old 11-08-2007, 09:12 AM   Create-A-Religion Post #4
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naked thursdays ftw.
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Old 11-08-2007, 10:49 AM   Create-A-Religion Post #5
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See Seinfeld - "Festivus"
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Old 11-08-2007, 10:50 AM   Create-A-Religion Post #6
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Festivus
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Old 11-08-2007, 05:29 PM   Create-A-Religion Post #7
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Dietary commandments can be useful. :thup:
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Old 11-08-2007, 05:44 PM   Create-A-Religion Post #8
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Your religion should be based on a lunar calendar, to make sure that the holidays aren't on the weekend in the next few years. And it should be polytheistic, because developing a polytheistic mythology will be much more interesting than developing a monotheistic one. There should be, at minimum, gods for each of the Platonic solids.
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Old 11-08-2007, 06:18 PM   Create-A-Religion Post #9
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Don't forget:

1) a creation myth
2) a theodicy to explain the existence of ungoodness in the world
3) an interesting end of days prophecy
4) a misogynistic myth blaming women for something bad
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Old 11-08-2007, 06:41 PM   Create-A-Religion Post #10
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How about forbidding followers in rolling on the Shabbos :cool:
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