Rasgriz

hello guys
so list the funniest and best players quotes you know or heard.

i wil start by these

When I was seven I wanted to be a footballer, but when I was 14, I wanted to be a model. Look where it's put me now!" David Beckham

I'd like to play for an Italian club, like Barcelona" Mark Draper

The score is Sunderland nil, Leicester nil, the temperature is nil and the entertainment value is not much above nil." (Radio 5 Live, Sunderland v. Leicester)

Christian Ziege on his position for Germany.

"I am the left, more middle, defensive oriented, offensive player."

John Lambie, Partick Thistle manager, when told a concussed striker did not know who he was.
That's great, tell him he's Pele and get him back on

(referring to English Striker Wayne Rooney] Its an incredible rise to stardom. At 17 you're more likely to get a call from Michael Jackson than Sven Goran Eriksson. :eek:
-- Gordon Strachan

When I first met him [David Beckham] I didn't know whether to shake his hand or lick his face. :o :o
-- Robbie Williams

Pro football is like nuclear warfare. There are no winners, only survivors. :thup:
Frank Gifford

Statistics are just like mini-skirts, they give you good ideas but hide the most important thing.
-- Ebbe Skovdahl

I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered.
-- George Best

'Germany are a very difficult team to play...they had 11 internationals out there today.' ( 11 that alot )
Steve Lomas

'I definitely want Brooklyn to be christened, but I don't know into what religion yet.'
- David Beckham

'I faxed a transfer request to the club at the beginning of the week, but let me state that I don't want to leave Leicester.'
- Stan Collymore

and at the end

'I can see the carrot at the end of the tunnel.'
- Stuart Pearce



keep them coming guys

ajw2255

anything ian holloway has said

feedthegoat

Mark Draper ex-Villa midfielder "I'd love to play for an Italian club like Barcelona."

And what ajw2255 said, some of the quotes Holloway comes out with does make me chuckle sometimes.

ajw2255

Ian Rush:" I didnt like it in italy. It was like living in a foreign country."

or something like that

Razzler

Hah, that's pretty good

sebsy

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foxmad

Got a whole book of these :cool:

Will post some when I get home.

cms186

arenaross

"He [Souness] has just gone behind my back in front of my face." - Craig Bellamy

saved_by_barry_horne

Interviewer: Can i have a quick word Gordon?

Gordon Strachan: Velocity.