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Old 11-11-2007, 08:57 PM   the funniest and best players quotes you know or heard Post #61
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When asked whether he wanted his pizza cut into four or eight pieces, Jason McAteer replied with "four, I don't think I could eat eight".
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Jason McAteer to Jimmy White: "One hundred and eighty!!!!"
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David Moyes to Charlton Athletic when selling Marcus Bent to them, "There'll be times when you think I've robbed you, but there'll be times when you think you've robbed me.."

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Old 11-11-2007, 09:12 PM   the funniest and best players quotes you know or heard Post #64
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David Moyes to Charlton Athletic when selling Marcus Bent to them, "There'll be times when you think I've robbed you, but there'll be times when you think you've robbed me.."

Don't think there has been a time when we've felt we've robbed him.
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Old 11-11-2007, 09:15 PM   the funniest and best players quotes you know or heard Post #65
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BBC Commentator (during the closing seconds of Blackburn winning comfortably at home):

"Mark Hughes pulls his trousers up, as if to say, job done."

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Jenny said (John) Terry, who scores a lot for a defender, then began flirting with her unnamed brunette friend.
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Old 11-11-2007, 09:22 PM   the funniest and best players quotes you know or heard Post #67
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'The first 90 minutes are the most important.'
- Bobby Robson
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Old 11-11-2007, 09:38 PM   the funniest and best players quotes you know or heard Post #68
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The Ebbe Skovdahl one is excellent.
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Old 11-12-2007, 09:26 AM   the funniest and best players quotes you know or heard Post #69
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BBC Commentator (during the closing seconds of Blackburn winning comfortably at home):

"Mark Hughes pulls his trousers up, as if to say, job done."


lol this one is

but Gordon Strachan still the best
I just became a celtic fan
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Another Gordon Strachan classic....dont think its bin posted yet:

Interviewer: Can we have a quick word Gordon?
Strachan: Velocity (walks off)
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