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Old 10-18-2007, 08:36 AM   the funniest and best players quotes you know or heard Post #51
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Reporter: There's no negative vibes or negative feelings here?
Strachan: Apart from yourself, we're all quite positive round here. I'm going to whack you over the head with a big stick, down negative man, down.


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Reporter: So, Gordon, in what areas do you think Middlesbrough were better than you today?
Strachan: What areas? Mainly that big green one out there..
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Reporter: So, Gordon, in what areas do you think Middlesbrough were better than you today?
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Strachan was on Sky on Sunday morning. He saw John Terry's goal and said he was impressed that Terry goes up expecting to score. He contrasted this to Claus Lundekvam the Saints central defender who goes up for every dead ball and never ever looks remotely like scoring. He said if there was a dead body lying in the penalty area the ball would hit it on the head several times a season which he said is more than Lundekvam can manage. He said referees should book Lundekvam for timewasting every time he goes up for a corner. When the co-commentator said if Lundekvam was watching Strachan was only joking. Strachan assured him he was deadly serious
thats the type of manager who makes the league better not "i am amazing,yes i am"
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Old 10-18-2007, 08:43 AM   the funniest and best players quotes you know or heard Post #52
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As a reporter I'm not supposed to be favoring one team... and I don't want to be doing that, but... Run! My little black friends, run!!!!
Marcel Reif (German commentator) commenting Cameroon-Argentina (1-0)
so wrong but so funny
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Old 10-18-2007, 07:18 PM   the funniest and best players quotes you know or heard Post #53
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<BLOCKQUOTE>As a reporter I'm not supposed to be favoring one team... and I don't want to be doing that, but... Run! My little black friends, run!!!!
Marcel Reif (German commentator) commenting Cameroon-Argentina (1-0)
so wrong but so funny </BLOCKQUOTE>

Marcel Reif? Luis Aragones more likely...
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Old 10-19-2007, 12:29 AM   the funniest and best players quotes you know or heard Post #54
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anything Lomas said tbh
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Old 10-19-2007, 06:15 AM   the funniest and best players quotes you know or heard Post #55
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fm 08 arrived finally
at my home

so the fm arrival update

"'Don't you know who I am?' won't get you into nightclubs"
Aki Riihilahti, Finnish player, On professional footballing perks

The second half was easy to sum up - and absolute shambles!"
Alan Hansen, English Football pundit, on England losing to Denmark 4-1

"What is the world coming to when you get a red card and get fined two weeks' wages for calling a grown man a ******?"
Paul Gascoigne

I dont want to be in 'Terminator'. I dont want to go to Hollywood."
Eric Cantona

Roy Keane is Damien, the devil incarnate off the film 'The Omen'. He's evil. Even in training."
Ryan Giggs

"I know where he should have put his flag up, and he'd have got plenty of help."
Ron Atkinson, English coach, said at Stamford Bridge

"When you swap shirts at the end of the match you expect it to smell bad. but Beck's smelt really nice."
Ronaldo

The championship is the carrot at the end of the championship."
Tony Cottee

We had just strung like 17 passes together, beautiful silky soccer, and I turn around and see a guy yawning in the crowd. I wanted to jump over the fence and head-butt him."
Ray Hudson

keep them coming :cool:
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Old 10-19-2007, 06:46 AM   the funniest and best players quotes you know or heard Post #56
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"When you swap shirts at the end of the match you expect it to smell bad. but Beck's smelt really nice."
Ronaldo
And I'm watching LA vs NY right now, Becks just came it and had a few good corner kicks but that's it so far
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Old 10-19-2007, 12:54 PM   the funniest and best players quotes you know or heard Post #57
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whats the one where lua lua compares himself to ronaldinho
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Old 10-19-2007, 01:35 PM   the funniest and best players quotes you know or heard Post #58
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"I could be a real No10. When I watch Ronaldinho, I say to myself, 'I can do what he's doing'. And it is annoying because people don't see that I am as talented as him"
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Old 10-19-2007, 02:06 PM   the funniest and best players quotes you know or heard Post #59
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Thats the one.
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Old 11-11-2007, 09:48 PM   the funniest and best players quotes you know or heard Post #60
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new patch

Five days shalt thou labour, as the Bible says. The seventh day is the Lord thy God's. The sixth day is for football.
Anthony Burgess

Whoever invented football should be worshipped as a God.
Hugo Sanchez

75% of what happens to Paul [Gascoigne] in his life is fiction."
Glenn Hoddle

David James
Some of our players have got no brains, so I've given them the day off tomorrow to rest them."

The stars above Italian clubs' badges shows you how many times they have won the Gazetta."
David Kemp

I had a problem with the fourth official. He was marking me like a defender
Hristo Stoichkov after a match as a coach of the Bulgarian national team

Jorg Berger is such a good coach, he had even saved the Titanic."
Jan Aage Fjortoft

It would be a nice scalp for Scunthorpe to put Wimbledon on our bottoms."
Dave Bassett

First, learn how to report traffic jams, then you can talk about football
Ivan Slavkov, Bulgarian president of the Bulgarian Football Union, towards Bulgarian journalists

"What's is so 'Premier' about the Bulgarian championship that they want to call it 'Premier League'?" Ivan Slavkov

Yordi circumnavigated Ledley King there."
Ron Atkinson

People say footballers have terrible taste in music but I would dispute that... In the car at the moment I've got The Corrs, Cher, Phil Collins, Shania Twain and Rod Stewart."
Andy Gray

My best moment? I have alot of good moments but the one I prefer is when I kicked the hooligan."
Eric Cantona
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