retired_Fit

Not bad that one

retired_irisjade

Shame nobody cared to give it a look over.

Sammy_Koelle

ally mccoist to souness on being late ( as usual ) sorry im late boss but its the earliest ive been late yet

WorkoutHHH

Not his quote he stole it </BLOCKQUOTE>
who from? </BLOCKQUOTE>Martin Buchan

retired_euluis

One of the best I've heard on Icelandic tv:

"And it's a corner kick in an extremely dangerous position!"

The best part is it was a free-kick some 4 meters from the corner flag. Well, the best part actually was when it was repeated a few times during the tournament (think it was WC 2002 or maybe Euro 2000)

And of course a classic which I'm almost sure most have heard in some shape or form:

"We're back at half time in this game between Liverpool and Newcastle with the score standing at 1-0 to Arsenal."

retired_kpr

BBC Commentator: "Very little movement in the Man City midfield today, in fact if they're going to field Dietmar Hamann in next week's game they'll probably need to apply for planning permission from the council"

retired_Nageta

there is some great replys
so now patch number 0.00000001

'The first 90 minutes are the most important.'
- Bobby Robson

'It was a game we should have won. We lost it because we thought we were going to win it. But then again, I thought that there was no way we were going to get a result there.'
- Jack Charlton

'Martin O'Neill, standing, hands on hips, stroking his chin.'
- Mike Ingham

'Poland nil, England nil, though England are now looking the better value for their nil.'
- Barry Davies

'Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seemed to hang in the air for even longer.'
- David Acfield

'Sporting Lisbon in their green and white hoops, looking like a team of zebras.'
- Peter Jones

If soccer was an American soft drink, it would be Diet Pepsi
-- Lewis Grizzard

The referee was booking everyone. I thought he was filling in his lottery numbers."
Ian Wright

"I went to buy a pair of shoes once, and 500 scooters started to follow me. They were waiting for me, it was all planned. Someone must have tipped them off. I was with my wife and daughter. I remember saying 'You can kill me, but don't touch Dalma, or I will quit playing for Napoli.'"
Diego Maradona

"Everyone's got tough games coming up. Manchester United have got Arsenal, Arsenal have got Manchester United and Leeds have got Leeds."
Bobby Robson

"The only way we will be going to Europe is if the club splash out and take us all to Eurodisney."
Dean Holdsworth, said when he was at Wimbledon

and at last this one is dont know which coach said it
Julian Dicks is everywhere, it's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."

keep them coming

retired_Fit

"I misjudged the bounce"

Paul Robinson / England / 17th October

retired_sedimohasel

These Gordon Strachan's quotes are hilarious, I just a becaome a Celtics fan :thup:

retired_calhoun_s

Warren Barton (i think) after paul robinson scored against watford:
"We've said he's Englands number 1, now he's number 1 goalscorer"
Just generally a but thick.