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10-16-2007, 05:29 PM
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the funniest and best players quotes you know or heard Post #31 | | Newb
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"He can trap a ball further than I can kick it."
One of his own managers about Carlton Palmer
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10-16-2007, 05:33 PM
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the funniest and best players quotes you know or heard Post #32 | | Joe Blow
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Quote:
Originally posted by allstargyp:
"He can trap a ball further than I can kick it."
One of his own managers about Carlton Palmer
| I believe it was Dave Jones, and the questioner said something along the lines of "Carlton covered every blade of grass out there today, didn't he?"
To which Jones replied along the lines of "yes, but only because his first touch is so bad"
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10-16-2007, 05:56 PM
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the funniest and best players quotes you know or heard Post #33 | | Registered User
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There is only one word to describe football and that is 'if only - Bobby Robson
He favours his left-hand foot... - Chris Waddle
Fulham needed those three points because they were slowly sinking towards the bottom very very quickly. - Mark Lawrenson
I don't think players care too much about stats and statistics... - Ashley Cole
Keith Gillespie...just lacks a bit of incosistency. - Graeme Le Saux
Private Eye books are fb! :thup:
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10-16-2007, 06:14 PM
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the funniest and best players quotes you know or heard Post #34 | | Newb
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Gerard Houllier - I have a 5 year plan.....
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10-16-2007, 06:16 PM
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the funniest and best players quotes you know or heard Post #35 | | Newb
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Quote:
Originally posted by Cilldara_2000:
"People always say it's a shame someone as talented as Ryan Giggs or George Best before him never played in a World Cup or European Championship and I don't want my name to be added to that list." - Barry Ferguson
| Giggs and Best played well in the Premiership, he didn't the arrogant *******
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10-16-2007, 07:38 PM
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the funniest and best players quotes you know or heard Post #36 | | Newb
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Ade Akinbiyi once said something along the lines of:
"I was watching the Wolves game on TV when I saw my mate George Ndah scored, my first reaction was to ring him up. Then I remembered he was on the pitch playing."
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10-16-2007, 07:49 PM
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the funniest and best players quotes you know or heard Post #37 | | Newb
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Gordon Strachan on Sir Alex Ferguson:
"He used to play tapes of Bill Shankly talking. I remember that and a singer he liked. I don't know who it was but it was crap. He played it on the team bus too and all the boys hated it. Until one night it got chucked away. If he's still wondering who threw that tape off the bus, it was me. So maybe he was right and I'm not to be trusted."
| I like that.
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10-16-2007, 07:50 PM
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the funniest and best players quotes you know or heard Post #38 | | Registered User
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Quote:
Originally posted by Stan petrov:
<BLOCKQUOTE>Originally posted by Cilldara_2000:
"People always say it's a shame someone as talented as Ryan Giggs or George Best before him never played in a World Cup or European Championship and I don't want my name to be added to that list." - Barry Ferguson
| arrogant ****. </BLOCKQUOTE>
... with a mistakenly high opinion of himself as well
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10-16-2007, 09:49 PM
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the funniest and best players quotes you know or heard Post #39 | | Newb
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Some German ones (quick and dirty translation by me)
It's 1-1 at the moment, but it could have been the other way around
Heribert Fassbender (German football pundit)
It's offside when the referee blows his whistle
Franz Beckenbauer
As a reporter I'm not supposed to be favoring one team... and I don't want to be doing that, but... Run! My little black friends, run!!!!
Marcel Reif (German commentator) commenting Cameroon-Argentina (1-0)
If this game takes your breath away, you've got bronchitis
Marcel Reif
No, dear spectators, that's no replay, ...he really is that slow!
Werner Hansch (German commentator)
I'm only saying one word: thank you very much!
Andy Brehme
If I walk on water, my critics say: 'he can't even swim'
Berti Vogts
The Croatians alledgedly kick everything that moves. In that case our midfield need have no fear.
Berti Vogts
I hope that this game won't prove to be my only debut
Sebastian Deisler
Statistics. What statistic is ever correct? According to statistics every fourth person is Chinese, but there's no Chinese playing here.
Werner Hansch
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10-16-2007, 09:50 PM
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the funniest and best players quotes you know or heard Post #40 | | Joe Blow
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As a reporter I'm not supposed to be favoring one team... and I don't want to be doing that, but... Run! My little black friends, run!!!!
Marcel Reif (German commentator) commenting Cameroon-Argentina (1-0)
|  Brilliant.
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