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Old 10-16-2007, 03:40 PM   the funniest and best players quotes you know or heard Post #11
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I remember John Trewick of West Brom on a tour of China, not alot of sides went there at that time (80s) when asked about the Great Wall of China said something like "It's alright, seen one wall, seem them all really"
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he's a japestar
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japester i think. oh, whatever, he's tells japes
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Old 10-16-2007, 03:52 PM   the funniest and best players quotes you know or heard Post #14
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"I don't like to look like this, but in four or five days I will be beautiful once again."

Cristiano Ronaldo just a couple of weeks ago after getting a black eye V Roma
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"If it was a boxing match it would be Muhammad Ali against Jimmy Krankie." - Aidy Boothroyd last season after a match against Man Utd.

"We grow our players at this club, we don't have a greenhouse in the back because we can't afford it, we're more of a microwave club." - Aidy Boothroyd


"He dribbles a lot and the opposition don't like it - you can see it all over their faces." - Ron Atkinson


“Ardiles strokes the ball like it is part of his own anatomy.” - Jimmy Magee


“If the players want to make it hard for me, I am happy to make it twice as hard for them.” - Wendy Toms, football's first female referee.
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Karen Brady to Ron Atkinson about Dalian ATkinson: Is he your son?

can you see the family likeness?
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Quote:
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Interviewer: Can i have a quick word Gordon?

Gordon Strachan: Velocity.

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I remember John Trewick of West Brom on a tour of China, not alot of sides went there at that time (80s) when asked about the Great Wall of China said something like "It's alright, seen one wall, seem them all really"
good one
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Quote:
Originally posted by saved_by_barry_horne:
Interviewer: Can i have a quick word Gordon?

Gordon Strachan: Velocity.
Not his quote he stole it
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Interviewer ; Do you think you are the right man to turn things around here?

Gordon Strachan ; No.. if you ask me stupid questions I'll give you stupid answers.



Strachan ; Listen, I've got more important things to do than that.. for example i've got a yoghurt to finish by today, the exp. date is today and eh, that could be my prioraty today, not (players name).


Interviewer ; When its 1-0 do you think theres always a chance you'll get back in it

Strachan ; Yes... when its 5-0 I always feel theres no chance of getting back in it.


Interviwer ; Well Gordon, bang goes your unbeaten record this season, can you take it?


Strachan ; Naw, Im gonna go home, cry and become an alcoholic and then throw myself off a bridge.


Strachan ; We were just boring today, totally and utterly boring..

Interviewer ; What do you put that down to?

Strachan ; Boring football.


Legend and an honour to have him as manager at Celtic Football Club!
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