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Old 11-12-2007, 02:32 PM   Fat birds ftw! Post #11
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because they do not think they're too pretty to get on both knees etc.
So they are just easier?
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Old 11-12-2007, 02:35 PM   Fat birds ftw! Post #12
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fat girls = better bj's
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Old 11-12-2007, 02:37 PM   Fat birds ftw! Post #13
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But experts are not convinced by the findings.
And neither am I, frankly. Thinking about the cleverest women I've known, I can't say that many were fat.

Usual statistical nonsense on a slow news day, imo.
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Old 11-12-2007, 02:39 PM   Fat birds ftw! Post #14
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fat girls = better bj's
Yeah if you fancy a yeast infection.
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Old 11-12-2007, 02:40 PM   Fat birds ftw! Post #15
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i get it, because they're hungrier.
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Old 11-12-2007, 02:42 PM   Fat birds ftw! Post #16
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While it may indeed be true that fat chicks are academically "cleverer" than fit ones, the reason is far less scientific:

Thin chick > read lots of books and eats chocolate while doing so > clever fat chick.

Fat chick > can't get laid 'cos fat > reads on own > clever fat chick.

Thin chick > has a life > not so clever thin chick.

QED


Oh and the offspring being cleverer... well surely a fat chick is more likely to have a fat sprog, who by virtue of being fat is destined to be "clever" as already established.
Bit of a no-brainer that!

So the benefits of having a fat wife: cleverer person, cleverer kids.

The drawbacks: huge shopping bill, crap sex, repulsive partner, embarassment when out together in public, kids will be teased for the first twenty years of their lives.

I wonder how fat the woman that co-ordinated this research was?

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Old 11-12-2007, 02:45 PM   Fat birds ftw! Post #17
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<BLOCKQUOTE>Originally posted by moonie:
because they do not think they're too pretty to get on both knees etc.
So they are just easier? </BLOCKQUOTE>

no, they're naughtier in bed.
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Old 11-12-2007, 02:51 PM   Fat birds ftw! Post #18
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noted fatty pie-loving stunt-double-for-dawn-french Nigella Lawson there, everyone's mental picture of a 'fat bird'
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Old 11-12-2007, 03:02 PM   Fat birds ftw! Post #19
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Stupid pretty girls &gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; Ugly intelligent girls
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Old 11-12-2007, 03:05 PM   Fat birds ftw! Post #20
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Nigella :cool:

No way is she what I consider to be fat though. Bumps and curves in all the right places. :thup:
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