I bunked off work on Thursday afternoon, said I was interviewing candidates at Hammersmith job centre, but went home

Problem was that Hammersmith job centre phoned the office whilst I was out and my boss clicked
He text me saying "I know you're not at the JC" and I pooped it. Rumbled! So I came up with some elaborate excuse that I went to the doctor's because of a testicle manfunction that i was too emabarrassed to tell my bosses about. And told them it was just fordyce spots on my balls (iirc Goddard started a thread about it recently!

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Apologised. They accepted it and I got an afternoon off work \o/