retired_dennis

Sh!t on at stick, garnished with pubes and drizzled with semen.

retired_the gizmo

fojo

retired_kilo

All-purpose ridiculously simple (but very impressive to girlfriends) dinner:

Four or five roma tomatoes
two cloves of garlic
200g bacon
slightly less than one teaspoon of crushed red pepper
salt
black pepper
olive oil
rosemary

chop the bacon very finely
chop the tomatoes into small cubes
fry the bacon in a non-stick pan, when the bacon is well-cooked, add the tomatoes, a tablespoon or so of olive oil, and a teaspoon or so of salt
let the tomatoes cook, stirring occasionally
when the tomatoes have started changing color, add the crushed red pepper, garlic, and black pepper and rosemary to taste
when the tomatoes are no longer discrete cubes, but something more like a sauce, it's ready

serve with angel hair (Barilla, always Barilla -- and DeCecco if Barilla is not available) and freshly grated romano, and a nice dry red wine


This is cheap, quick, simple, and all but guaranteed to get you laid.

retired_kilo

Well? what did you make, and how did she respond?

retired_kaila4337

they're both in hospital I reckon

retired_heather

I made spaghetti with pita meat, with added onion and marrow.

still had sex though.

retired_mlpallen

Make her a Chicken and vegetable stir fry, she'll think you're healthy and it's easy to do.

Cauliflower
Brocoli
Mange Tout
Beansprouts
Noodles
+ Any other veg
Some kind of sauce