retired_kaila4337

was gonna say something along those lines. By the time any housemate of mine had finished their cough to try and get my attention, I would've finished, tied the knot in the jonny, flushed it and be dressed again </BLOCKQUOTE>

why do you tie a knot? scared they will get out and run up her legs into her p****. seriously why? </BLOCKQUOTE>

To avoid leakage. Just a bit of a habit really. If you want me to be really grim and tell you the main reasoning behind getting into the habit, I will

retired_velvet01

i always tie a knot. I normally just tie it, wrap it, throw it on the floor beside the bed, roll over and sleep.

Might be a ciggy and some conversation in there, but after 4 years it's pretty much "yea yea, that was amazing bla bla bla... well night then, love you". and sleep.

retired_kanorge

was gonna say something along those lines. By the time any housemate of mine had finished their cough to try and get my attention, I would've finished, tied the knot in the jonny, flushed it and be dressed again </BLOCKQUOTE>

why do you tie a knot? scared they will get out and run up her legs into her p****. seriously why? </BLOCKQUOTE>

To avoid leakage. Just a bit of a habit really. If you want me to be really grim and tell you the main reasoning behind getting into the habit, I will </BLOCKQUOTE>

go on...

retired_linton_justin

i have the feeling we're going to regret this....

retired_traci29

whenever this p1ssed me off i'd generally just wait an hour and then play incredibly loud german techno. usually though it was enough to take the p1ss out of the girl the next day.

retired_kaila4337

It's similar to Bliss reasoning really. But from the ages of about 18-21 I used to only shag girls at my mate's house as my folks are a bit funny and I was single pretty much the whole time, so never looking to impress a girl. But his room was next door to the spare room I "used" - so obviously if he was in bed, he'd hear me shagging, the cue for him to be able to sleep would be the sound of a small balloon containing a small amount of liquid hitting the wall between the two rooms Not tying a knot would be quite messy, since then I just knot them

retired_sherrijacobson

I'm waiting for Gregg to reply

retired_uxsillyxgoose

hahaha thats a wonderful post ceefax

my girlfriend is stupidly loud when we have the place to ourselves but when myhousemate is in shes quiet as a mouse so no doubt he thinks i cant satisfy her and she is faking it for effect when were alone. bitch.

retired_bigsean999

Yeh mines zee same.

Pickles, I'm glad i'm not you.

retired_kanorge

*faints*

That is both foul and ingenious at the same time.