retired_kaila4337

was gonna say something along those lines. By the time any housemate of mine had finished their cough to try and get my attention, I would've finished, tied the knot in the jonny, flushed it and be dressed again

retired_jodenby

He's still raw from Kanye West's mum dying.

retired_velvet01

was gonna say something along those lines. By the time any housemate of mine had finished their cough to try and get my attention, I would've finished, tied the knot in the jonny, flushed it and be dressed again </BLOCKQUOTE>

you flush your jonny down the toilet?

what a pleb, certain to result in a blockage of somesort. Just wrap it up in tissue and put it in the bin.

retired_corzawoodja

You flush them down the loo? I always assumed they would float.

retired_corzawoodja

Thanks for stealing my thunder, cockface

retired_steevo93

My girlfriend's quite loud and it sometimes startles me, never mind my housemate. I sometimes feel a bit like the guy who accidentally presses the 'demonstration' button on one of the keyboards in the music shop.

retired_kaila4337

Mine usually get wrapped in loo roll and then flushed, so don't block and are gone.

I once poked a gf at the time in my ex-boss' bedroom once and went to fling the jonny out the window into woodland that backed onto her house, but it caught on my fingernail and didn't go where I aimed - it landed on the top of the bay window below and I couldn't reach it

Her husband found it when he was clearing the guttering two weeks later

retired_kanorge

was gonna say something along those lines. By the time any housemate of mine had finished their cough to try and get my attention, I would've finished, tied the knot in the jonny, flushed it and be dressed again </BLOCKQUOTE>

why do you tie a knot? scared they will get out and run up her legs into her p****. seriously why?

retired_linton_justin

My missus is quite loud. Its times like these when having your own place is :cool:

retired_sacclover@yahoo

Probably the best metaphor ever used.