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Originally posted by Jonny "Kid" Pilko:
Knock on their door with your trousers round your ankles and some mayo/toothpaste on your chest and declare "Some people are trying to sleep here!"
Originally posted by allstargyp:
<BLOCKQUOTE>Originally posted by Jonny "Kid" Pilko:
Knock on their door with your trousers round your ankles and some mayo/toothpaste on your chest and declare "Some people are trying to sleep here!"
mayo or toothpaste!!! i spy a virgin. </BLOCKQUOTE>
I don't have fake ***** in a jar in my fridge/bathroom cabinet.
It just seems a bit sad to rub one out for such a naff reason.