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Old 11-13-2007, 09:28 PM   'Erm... Miss Corner? There's a weasel in the classroom....' Post #1
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During my history lesson today, a weasel climbed in through the open window

Nobody knows where it came from, but the history rooms are sort of posh Porta-cabins with elevated posts and steps.

'Are there any questions on Stalin's policies during the first 8 years of the Cold War?'

"Miss, there's a weasel in the classroom!"

Cue mass laughter. But, lo and behold, in the corner of the classroom was a soaking wet weasel, running round a pile of books

It got carried out of the classroom by a science teacher who had fetched hygeine gloves. It took her about 15 minutes to catch

Most of you will find that gash, but idc.
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Old 11-13-2007, 09:30 PM   'Erm... Miss Corner? There's a weasel in the classroom....' Post #2
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didn't realise Rcjuk went to your school.
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Old 11-13-2007, 09:34 PM   'Erm... Miss Corner? There's a weasel in the classroom....' Post #3
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There's been a rash of threads recently started by people wanting to tell us every mundane moment of their day? Why is this? Why would I let alone others want to read this?
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Old 11-13-2007, 09:40 PM   'Erm... Miss Corner? There's a weasel in the classroom....' Post #4
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There's been a rash of threads recently started by people wanting to tell us every mundane moment of their day? Why is this? Why would I let alone others want to read this?
Because people are interested apparently, and you really shouldn't criticise it at all because it's very important to allow people to do this on otf.
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Old 11-13-2007, 09:45 PM   'Erm... Miss Corner? There's a weasel in the classroom....' Post #5
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Quote:
Originally posted by Gregg Carter:
<BLOCKQUOTE>Originally posted by jhype:
There's been a rash of threads recently started by people wanting to tell us every mundane moment of their day? Why is this? Why would I let alone others want to read this?
Because people are interested apparently, and you really shouldn't criticise it at all because it's very important to allow people to do this on otf. </BLOCKQUOTE>

Tongue squarely in cheek there?

God, it's depressing that I care for the standard of threads on here
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Old 11-13-2007, 09:47 PM   'Erm... Miss Corner? There's a weasel in the classroom....' Post #6
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Indeed it was. See the abuse i got in questioning why the news of a musicians mother dying is thread worthy for evidence.
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Old 11-13-2007, 09:56 PM   'Erm... Miss Corner? There's a weasel in the classroom....' Post #7
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oh shut up gregg. I much rather have threads like this than threads asking how to get their ipod working. this last week or som you've seemed really boring and like you're on pms
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Old 11-13-2007, 09:57 PM   'Erm... Miss Corner? There's a weasel in the classroom....' Post #8
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oh shut up gregg. I much rather have threads like this than threads asking how to get their ipod working. this last week or som you've seemed really boring and like you're on pms
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Best post in a while
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Old 11-13-2007, 09:59 PM   'Erm... Miss Corner? There's a weasel in the classroom....' Post #9
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oh shut up gregg. I much rather have threads like this than threads asking how to get their ipod working. this last week or som you've seemed really boring and like you're on pms
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Old 11-13-2007, 10:01 PM   'Erm... Miss Corner? There's a weasel in the classroom....' Post #10
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Gregg's having his own "what's the point?" moment isn't he?

There is no point to anything Gregg, but we carry on regardless.

I quite liked the story btw, I think here would be a suitable place to put the stock observation about how, when you were at school, occasionally a dog would get into the playground during lessons and everyone would go over to the window to look despite it being, you know, just a dog like what lots of us have at home and stuff.
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