SLO_Fila

Today my g/f decided to be very inspired and when she left home she also left the window open.

When i returned home (ahead of her) i found all sorts of stuff thrown around the house and the window thingies all scratched and bent and everything.

And then i saw cat tracks all over the house including on the washing machine.
Think the cat decided to have a bath after she had her way with our apartment

Will Smith

Get Mr Rubber Gloves to run it over for you

Arjen Robben

cat just living the teen massive-****-marathon-when-home-alone dream

Liverpool Rule---Jehrome

such a misleading title

whats the difference between a burglar and a cat burglar ????


thats not the lead up to a joke btw

Mr Rubber Gloves

:thup:

Then I can sell it's sorry little corpse to the local take away.

SLO_Fila

according to the american heritage dictionary a cat burglar is "A burglar who is especially skilled at stealthy or undetected entry of a premises. "

while a burglar is just a "a thief who enters a building with intent to steal "

Ladle

you didn't have a cat burglar, you had a cat ffs

Slightly Damp Shrew

Textbook case of house-rape.

Synthahols_for_Girls

Cat Orgy from the sounds of things

m0leman

this the g/f you abandoned in the states? or have you managed to get another one? or do i have you mistaken