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Old 11-16-2007, 02:09 PM   man i love my bike so much i want to have sex with it Post #1
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I don't care how many times this gets posted, it's still amazing.
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Old 11-16-2007, 02:09 PM   man i love my bike so much i want to have sex with it Post #2
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/...st/7095134.stm

A man caught trying to have sex with his bicycle has been sentenced to three years on probation.

what i dont understand is what offence he's committed to get 3 years on probation?

it wasn't in public
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Old 11-16-2007, 02:11 PM   man i love my bike so much i want to have sex with it Post #3
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the most amazing thing is that the guy is now on the sex offenders register. what did they think he was gonna do, pop down halfords and start molesting the bmxs? mental.
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Old 11-16-2007, 02:11 PM   man i love my bike so much i want to have sex with it Post #4
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i don't care either

but what offence did he commit?
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Old 11-16-2007, 02:12 PM   man i love my bike so much i want to have sex with it Post #5
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Quote:
I thought I had come across every perversion known to mankind, but this is a new one on me. I have never heard of a 'cycle-sexualist'."
There's something new with every read.
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Old 11-16-2007, 02:13 PM   man i love my bike so much i want to have sex with it Post #6
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Was it a Mounting Bike?
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Old 11-16-2007, 02:13 PM   man i love my bike so much i want to have sex with it Post #7
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Apparently this is just one incident in a long chain of events that led to his arrest.
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Old 11-16-2007, 02:15 PM   man i love my bike so much i want to have sex with it Post #8
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Looks a good ride.
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Old 11-16-2007, 02:15 PM   man i love my bike so much i want to have sex with it Post #9
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Look, I think the guy has got a raw deal here - I mean how many of us had our first sexual experience round the back of the bike shed?
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Old 11-16-2007, 02:17 PM   man i love my bike so much i want to have sex with it Post #10
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Well he can still buy a motorbike as they have a dirt box :p
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