retired_neasp

...You begin to shout at the screen
...You discuss transfers, tactics and formation in your head
...Billy Sharp is a world class centre forward
...You begin a new gamw as England Manager when England are playing
...You log on to SI forum and complain how crap the game is yet you are your 5th season
...You complain you can't play without the patch yet your on 5th season.


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retired_taustin

You start a thread suggesting an idea to save 10 seconds of loading time, just to play the game for three hours afterwards.

DBrown87

You wet yourself due to having "just one more turn" syndrome, similar to one more level syndrome

retired_liani

When signing a player or winning a cup, you have a mini press conference in your head.

train

- The tea cup needs a wash.
- You need a wash
- The misses had her night out, and night in without you noticing.
- That live footy game that was 1-0 a minute ago, is not 4-3 FT.

retired_charytine

...you forget what day of the week it is.

retired_charytine

Too many all-nighters getting the better of you.

mattly

You celebrate goals against Aldershot like as though Israel were beating Russia.

retired_bkm41897

When you start planning your next transfer signings whilst in the pub. Out aloud.

retired_jackrrice

- You leave the game running 24/7 so it's always available wehn you have 5 minutes to spare.
- Those 5 minutes turn into 5 hours.
- You name your first born after your favourite FRED.
- You're late for work because of your morning session.
- Your're late for your own wedding because the game makes you warm and fuzzy even though you have cold feet.
- You're late for your own funeral because even though your dead, you haven't been fired yet!