retired_eunicenew1212

When your dad walks in, you think he's the 4th official, and start tripping against him and shouting "That goal shouldn't have been disallowed!".

retired_jamiegarvin

-you watch football on the telly and think "He would do well in my team"
-you watch your team in real life and think "He was rubbish i'll have to drop him next week"

retired_jamiegarvin

-youre playing Man Yoo in the cup and nip down Tesco for a bottle of red wine to share with Fergie after the match

retired_w0lfpack1

You glance up, note that the sun is rising, and promise you'll go to bed after "Just One More Continue" ...

... which is the same promise you made yourself at 1:00am.

retired_Cliffc

You fnd yourself watching Scotland vs Italy and cheering on Alex McLeish.

retired_kellynew1212

You've played 3 games on gameplay in 8 days.

retired_intelsleuth

you're chair is permanently shaped to receive your butt cheeks

retired_13petra

Nearly guilty as charged :O

retired_euluis

I'm disappointed in you lot! There's no bleeding way to play FM too much!

Although I can see the conversation where you are suggesting a name for your newborn...

"hon, why do you want to name our baby Giancarlo Grissini? We're icelandic for Pete's sake!"

"Erm..."

retired_kbeth

When you imagine yourself in a press conference explaining how that new £30million striker will win you the league