Scotty Mack

- You start talking to your non-gaming mates in the pub about your latest Altrincham signing.

Gotta say this thread has made me laugh out loud. In my opinion:

"When you've been rejected by the 6th girl in a row at the local pub, you claim to everyone that it's a bug." by JordanC surely the winner.

Followed closely by,

"You go to a real match and expect the players you have bought in FM to be in the team." by Pete S

Rooney_08

when the game really piises you off and you wanna snap the disc in half yeh

roversawh7

You ask to see your child's teacher's "Working With Youngsters" rating.

You keep trying to convince your boss to start a subsidiary in Belgium, or at least Poland, so that you can hire better, cheaper non-EU employees.

ExpatKopite

When you start giving full and detailed interviews to the press. Until the wife walks in and asks who I am talking too.

Panathinakos

When you wake up in the morning and have all these plans for your weekend. You think "oh I will just play for a half hour before I go" The next thing you know you girlfriend rings and tells you she is almost at your house and is already dressed for dinner. - Guilty

You come home and play fm08 until 4.30 in the morning, only because you have fallen asleep, otherwise you would have played right through the night - Guilty

After having s.ex with your girlfriend she rolls over and falls asleep for an hour or so, and si woken becuase you are screaming at why your striker has been offside 3 times and had 2 legit goals disallowed! Your G/friend then wakes up and tells you that you are obsessed and need help, and are inconsiderate etc. And your response is "well you were sleeping, and we have finished now anyways. I thought you were just going to sleep the rest fo the night" - GUILTY GUILTY GUILTY

JordanC

At the local pub, you seperate all the girls into two categories: playable or view-only.

SpeedyReedy

You drop something and shout "GET UP YOU DIVING *****!!

I am also guilty of waking up with the laptop on... Only problem is that it adds ages to the game time so I have to go back to an earlier save

(I used to play standing up but now I lie on my bed instead...)

cenobite

When you dream in the night of FM.
When FM is more important as your girlfriend.

stuart1976

I swear this was actually the case with saved games back in the day!!! </BLOCKQUOTE>

ill never save again whilst on a run ill keep it going till i lose.... I always woundered if i was the only one that thought this , Obviously not.. lol