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Old 11-01-2007, 02:01 PM   Man has Sex with a Bike Post #1
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Hope it hasnt already been posted. Mate of mine sent me a link this morning. Although extremly weird i think its a little bit harsh he has been placed on the sex offenders register.

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Man who had sex with bike in court

A man has been placed on the sex offenders’ register after being caught trying to have sex with a bicycle.

Robert Stewart was discovered in his room by two cleaners at the Aberley House Hostel in Ayr, south west Scotland, in October last year.

On Wednesday Mr Stewart admitted to sexual breach of the peace in Ayr Sheriff Court, where depute fiscal Gail Davidson described how he had been found by the hostel workers.

She said: "They knocked on the door several times and there was no reply.

"They used a master key to unlock the door and they then observed the accused wearing only a white T-shirt, naked from the waist down.

"The accused was holding the bike and moving his hips back and forth as if to simulate sex."

Both witnesses, who were extremely shocked, notified the hotel manager, who in turn alerted the police.

Mr Stewart was placed on the sex offenders’ register but his sentence was deferred until next month.

He is not the first man to be convicted of a sexual offence involving an inanimate object, however.

Karl Watkins, an electrician, was jailed for having sex with pavements in Redditch, Worcs, in 1993.
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Old 11-01-2007, 02:03 PM   Man has Sex with a Bike Post #2
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Pavements, now that's boring.


Bikes can have nice curves though.
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Old 11-01-2007, 02:04 PM   Man has Sex with a Bike Post #3
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my surname's Foster btw.
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what part of the bike would u use?
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Wont somebody PLEASE think of the tricycles
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what part of the bike would u use?
Can you answer this crank?
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errr, as far as the story has been told i really don't see the problem with this?? I mean yes obviously it's very strange, but if he was really in his own room what the hell does it matter what he was doing. Basically seems to be just masturbation. Makes me think we must be missing something though, says it was in a 'hostel', may actually have been a more public place than a normal hotel room.
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Extreme saddle sniffing :herman:
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Another cry for attention
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Old 11-01-2007, 02:19 PM   Man has Sex with a Bike Post #10
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<BLOCKQUOTE>Originally posted by wolfie.:
what part of the bike would u use?
Can you answer this crank? </BLOCKQUOTE>

I've had a think and no. tbf the headline is misleading as he's only simulating sex which I imagine would involve rubbing himself against the top of the saddle in a suggestive way. Just a guess mind.
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