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Old 11-01-2007, 02:48 PM   Man has Sex with a Bike Post #21
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ahaha, pavements... now this...
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Old 11-01-2007, 02:50 PM   Man has Sex with a Bike Post #22
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Quote:
Originally posted by Gregg Carter:
the thing is, being on the sexual offenders list, he's going to get tarred with the same brush as Paedophiles and Rapists. Not exactly fair regardless of how bizarre his actions were.

It's another example of a situation that requires the government to seriously look at how they classify sexual offences and use of the register.
You clearly don't own a bike you insensitive bastard
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Old 11-01-2007, 02:50 PM   Man has Sex with a Bike Post #23
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Sex offenders list for wa*king off with a bike? Bizarre.
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Old 11-01-2007, 02:51 PM   Man has Sex with a Bike Post #24
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In a related topic, I read an article recently about a bloke who had sex with cars. People actually took their cars to him...
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Old 11-01-2007, 02:58 PM   Man has Sex with a Bike Post #25
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Could equally start nicking people for having sex with rubber dolls.

Would halve OTF overnight.
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Old 11-01-2007, 03:06 PM   Man has Sex with a Bike Post #26
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Quote:
Originally posted by Shergar:
<BLOCKQUOTE>Originally posted by Gregg Carter:
<BLOCKQUOTE>Originally posted by Shergar:
Another cry for attention
How? When he was in a locked room that other people had to use a master key to gain entry? </BLOCKQUOTE>

They knocked on the door several times before, didnt just jump in did they?
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I don't believe that, from my experience with cleaners they usually have turned the key half way before even knocking.
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Old 11-01-2007, 03:34 PM   Man has Sex with a Bike Post #27
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Maybe it was a nice bike. A bit strange tbh, but what him and the bike get up to in his room is between them.

Why is it even an offence?
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Old 11-01-2007, 03:42 PM   Man has Sex with a Bike Post #28
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<BLOCKQUOTE> Karl Watkins, an electrician, was jailed for having sex with pavements in Redditch, Worcs, in 1993
Best Bit </BLOCKQUOTE>

bit harsh really, standard practice in Redditch
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Old 11-01-2007, 03:45 PM   Man has Sex with a Bike Post #29
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not even a crime, surely?
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Being a sex offender for shagging a bike?

What about those of us that have shagged a pillow or a wardrobe?
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