retired_justin05

You definitely wouldn't have listened.

retired_velvet01

"son, in 7 years time you're gonna meet this sweet cutie of a girl and settle down with her. You must do everything in your power to stop her eating and putting on weight, as the bigger she gets, the less cute she becomes"

retired_brinker317

This is true

buffdaddy110

"Just give it up now mate"

retired_mika318

I'd hate it as I spent most of my time at that age in hospital having operations etc to treat bone tumours in my shoulder. I'm not sure we would like one another.

I might tell him to wait until he's properly recovered and to choose a decent subject to read at university. Though, like Cranker, I wouldn't have listened.

retired_justin05

Not sure that'd be good advice BS as in my experience telling women not to eat seems to get heard as "I think you're fat and I'm undermining your self confidence so eat even more".

dreamer

That hot girl ******* that you think fancies you does actually fancy you, so don't be such a pussy and make a move, if you don't, in two years time she'll be your best friend, you'll get drunk, confess to each other that you both did like each other, go back to yours and start something which is going to cause a serious head **** for the next 3 months, because by then you'll already have another girlfriend you're in love with.

I'd also tell him to make sure he got a B in maths, so he ended up doing the degree he wanted to do.

retired_steevo93

I'd tell him to start listening to Thelonious Monk a bit sooner, do his scales and stop knocking about with that crowd. Also tell him to take up next year's offer of staying in school without working, take the Jethro Tull man seriously and buy a book on orchestration.

sdfikes

well said.. knew i would be beat to this

retired_laticia3

I just look in the mirror ffs