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Old 11-19-2007, 01:41 PM   Later I plan to smoke an entire salmon Post #1
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And I'm really not sure how to. Any cigarette or pipe-related jokes confirm the perpetrator as a moron, I know it has something to do with a big tin and some sawdust, the salmon is about two and a half feet long, GO!
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Old 11-19-2007, 01:45 PM   Later I plan to smoke an entire salmon Post #2
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My housemate tried to 'pan smoke' some fish with some wood from the garden. It failed miserably, and the house stank of smoke for a week.

The best bit is that it was a special Valentines day meal for his girlfriend.
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Old 11-19-2007, 01:50 PM   Later I plan to smoke an entire salmon Post #3
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why bother, bet you it tastes like Sh!t after all your messing about. Eat some real food, like a pie or a burger.
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Old 11-19-2007, 01:54 PM   Later I plan to smoke an entire salmon Post #4
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does this help?
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Old 11-19-2007, 01:56 PM   Later I plan to smoke an entire salmon Post #5
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I can guarantee you one thing, it won't work first time so go with cheaper fish the first time you do it. I'd also do it outside as it can stink the house out for days on end. I usually do it on a barbeque. Just the usual preparation like cleaning, gutting, salting and some lemon juice as this actually neutralises the fishy smell a bit.
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Old 11-19-2007, 01:58 PM   Later I plan to smoke an entire salmon Post #6
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An entire salmon?

Good luck.

Better to just gut it, take out the fillets and have those.
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Old 11-19-2007, 02:05 PM   Later I plan to smoke an entire salmon Post #7
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Hmmm how many people would the salmon feed, do you think?
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Clearly it depends how big it is ffs
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I ****ing love salmon, yet my girlfriend won't touch it. How do I MAKE HER, without resorting to violence??
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just ask ceefax to say "GO!"
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