retired_laticia3

Read an article about an 11-year old boy who says he can remember "going down the slidey and onto the bed" i.e. being born :/

My earliest memory is walking/crawling down the stairs from my old flat at the age of about 2.

What's yours?

retired_jennifer89889

Playing with a load of cushion in my livingroom. I was probably 3, maybe 4.

retired_gomab2k4

Holiday in the New Forest when aged 6 in a B&B that had that distinct musty B&B smell. I still don't want to know what all the elements that make up that smell are.

retired_trina24s

Unless education standards have declined rapidly in the past few years, what eleven year old child refers to it as 'going down the slidey?'

retired_0PETE1

Making something I saw done on a tv programme, then cutting my finger.

Mickey Mouse plaster ftw.

retired_jjdr1881

Have a hazy memory of a huge spider above my cot when I was VERY young. Screamed so loud!

Vividly remember doing a 'type-in' on a Amstrad CPC 464 when I was 3 years old. Mum and Dad must have thought they had a child genius on their hands, how disappointed they must be!

retired_gomab2k4

Presumably the same one in a few years who will get a slap when he asks his gf he can go up her slidey.

retired_libbyrelr

Moving house at the age of about three. In my old house I had a toy one of these. When we got to my new house I didn't have it any more. Theiving Brownsover scum.

Average Joe

Breaking my arm on a bouncy castle ages 3. Didn't get on another one until age 20. True story

retired_kikiiscwazy

Can't remember exactly, nothing really from before I was 4/5 springs to mind.