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11-18-2007, 11:36 PM
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Originally posted by How much wood would a wood chuck chuck:
Fat ugly woman in a bar says to a bloke "if you can gues my weight you can shag me"
He says "about 42 stone you ugly, fat cow"
She replies "Close enough you lucky bastard!"
And, on that note, i'm outta here
| So... how was she?
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11-18-2007, 11:36 PM
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Originally posted by gillsminnow:
<BLOCKQUOTE>Originally posted by poyplemonkeys:
My dog has no legs.....
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Cigarette. Every night I take him outside for a drag.
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11-18-2007, 11:36 PM
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A joke I shamelessy stole. Post #43 | | Registered User
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My location >> your username btw.
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11-18-2007, 11:36 PM
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A joke I shamelessy stole. Post #44 | | Registered User
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Originally posted by Icelander83:
<BLOCKQUOTE>Originally posted by How much wood would a wood chuck chuck:
Fat ugly woman in a bar says to a bloke "if you can gues my weight you can shag me"
He says "about 42 stone you ugly, fat cow"
She replies "Close enough you lucky bastard!"
And, on that note, i'm outta here
| So... how was she? </BLOCKQUOTE>
Fantastic
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11-18-2007, 11:36 PM
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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
Still one of my favourites
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11-18-2007, 11:39 PM
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A joke I shamelessy stole. Post #46 | | Newb
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A woman with three children was sitting at home one day when one child came up to her and said, "Mummy, why am I called Rose?"
"When you were born, a rose fell on your head" replied the mother.
Then the second child came up to her and said, "Mummy, why am I called Lily?"
"When you were born, a lily fell on your head" she replied.
Then the third child then came up the her and said "RAAAA BLAAAAAAB RUB DAB BAAAAAAAAA" and the mother said, "What do you want, Wardrobe?"
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11-18-2007, 11:39 PM
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DNA - National Dyslexic Association also one of my favourites  | |
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11-18-2007, 11:43 PM
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A joke I shamelessy stole. Post #48 | | Registered User
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Originally posted by sdiprose:
A woman with three children was sitting at home one day when one child came up to her and said, "Mummy, why am I called Rose?"
"When you were born, a rose fell on your head" replied the mother.
Then the second child came up to her and said, "Mummy, why am I called Lily?"
"When you were born, a lily fell on your head" she replied.
Then the third child then came up the her and said "RAAAA BLAAAAAAB RUB DAB BAAAAAAAAA" and the mother said, "What do you want, Wardrobe?"
| woeful :/
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11-18-2007, 11:43 PM
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English man, Irish man and Scottish man walk into a pub.
The Welshman is already there.
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11-18-2007, 11:44 PM
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Originally posted by Icelander83:
<BLOCKQUOTE>Originally posted by How much wood would a wood chuck chuck:
Fat ugly woman in a bar says to a bloke "if you can gues my weight you can shag me"
He says "about 42 stone you ugly, fat cow"
She replies "Close enough you lucky bastard!"
And, on that note, i'm outta here
| So... how was she? </BLOCKQUOTE>
AWESOME! :thup:
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