BobbyK

how does he read (rēd)?

v., read (rĕd), read·ing, reads.

v.tr.
To examine and grasp the meaning of (written or printed characters, words, or sentences).
To utter or render aloud (written or printed material): read poems to the students.
To have the ability to examine and grasp the meaning of (written or printed material in a given language or notation): reads Chinese; reads music. </BLOCKQUOTE>

He can't he's a dog. Spacker.

teebee

Jamaica?

retired_michiganguy44

Like the dog one...overkill on the stick mind you.

Armydog

Jamaica? </BLOCKQUOTE>

No, she went of her own accord.

My favourite joke in the whole wide world

retired_RIPU DAMAN

how does he read (rēd)?

v., read (rĕd), read·ing, reads.

v.tr.
To examine and grasp the meaning of (written or printed characters, words, or sentences).
To utter or render aloud (written or printed material): read poems to the students.
To have the ability to examine and grasp the meaning of (written or printed material in a given language or notation): reads Chinese; reads music. </BLOCKQUOTE>

He can't he's a dog. Spacker. </BLOCKQUOTE>

Poor joke, made better by use of 'Spacker' iirc.

retired_RIPU DAMAN

I got a t.v. for my mother in law last week. Good deal I reckon.

Where's a comedy drumroll when you need one?

BobbyK

My dog has no legs.....

jcbarat

What is his name?

teebee

Fat ugly woman in a bar says to a bloke "if you can gues my weight you can shag me"

He says "about 42 stone you ugly, fat cow"

She replies "Close enough you lucky bastard!"


And, on that note, i'm outta here

jcbarat

My location &gt;&gt; your username btw.