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11-19-2007, 11:47 PM
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I can't taste Greek food. I have no sense of houmous.
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11-19-2007, 11:58 PM
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A joke I shamelessy stole. Post #102 | | Registered User
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Quote:
Originally posted by cliff7197:
<BLOCKQUOTE>Originally posted by ajw2255:
Man: Can i have an ice cream please.
Teller: Hundreds and thousands?
Man: Lets start with one shall we
| My ice cream man was found dead the other day.
He was lying on his back on the floor of his ice cream van, covered in hundreds and thousands and raspberry sauce, with a flake in his mouth.
Police think he may have topped himself. </BLOCKQUOTE>
Always laugh when I hear that one ffs   | |
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11-20-2007, 12:04 AM
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A joke I shamelessy stole. Post #103 | | Registered User
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A man goes to his chemist and asks the lady for some condoms
"Sorry we've sold completely out" she says "Have you tried boots?
"yes, but the ***** keeps running out of the laceholes"
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11-20-2007, 07:26 AM
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not bad
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11-20-2007, 09:24 AM
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A joke I shamelessy stole. Post #105 | | Newb
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I cut two inches off the bottom of my trousers and sent them to the library - I thought it would be a turn-up for the books.
This guy runs into a library and shouts - "nobody move this is a stick up". A lady turns to him and says "this is library. The man says "sorry (whispers) this is a stick up"
I spoke with a guy from the ramblers yesterday - I thought he was never going to stop.
Irish solution to the water shortage - close lanes 5 and 6 in the swimming pools.
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11-20-2007, 02:12 PM
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A joke I shamelessy stole. Post #106 | | Registered User
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I'm currently going out with a Chinese girl, I think she's sweet..... and sour...
People say that I tend to procrastinate, but I'll tell you about that some other time.
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11-20-2007, 02:24 PM
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A joke I shamelessy stole. Post #107 | | Guest |
a 2-seater plane today crashed in a graveyard in southern ireland.
over 500 bodies have been recovered so far and it has been described as the worst ever irish air-accident
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11-20-2007, 02:42 PM
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A joke I shamelessy stole. Post #108 | | Newb
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Wow, must have been a real squeeze in that plane to get all those people in.
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11-20-2007, 02:51 PM
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I'm hoping ocky is just being sarcastic there, otherwise he hasn't got it | |
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11-20-2007, 02:51 PM
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Rocky* ffs, fs keyboard :/
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