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Old 11-23-2007, 08:59 PM   My mother poisoned me yesterday Post #1
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Went round for lunch, and was fed mince with veg. Later that day I got some horrible cramps and was shitting through the eye of a needle again and again. Popped round today and asked whether the meal yesterday contained real meat or veggie stuff, and my old man confirmed the silly old bint had given me minced beef ffs.

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Old 11-23-2007, 09:02 PM   My mother poisoned me yesterday Post #2
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was the beef cooked properly or are you just very sensitive to meat?
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Old 11-23-2007, 09:02 PM   My mother poisoned me yesterday Post #3
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AT least it wasn't raw chicken, Serps. :thup:
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Old 11-23-2007, 09:02 PM   My mother poisoned me yesterday Post #4
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He's a veggie.
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Old 11-23-2007, 09:13 PM   My mother poisoned me yesterday Post #5
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was the beef cooked properly or are you just very sensitive to meat?
Haven't eaten a meat based meal for 14 years.
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Old 11-23-2007, 09:15 PM   My mother poisoned me yesterday Post #6
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Serves you right for being a dumb veggie.
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Old 11-23-2007, 09:16 PM   My mother poisoned me yesterday Post #7
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Serves you right for being a dumb veggie.
What's your beef with Serps then???



Sorry.
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Old 11-23-2007, 09:18 PM   My mother poisoned me yesterday Post #8
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Serves you right for being a dumb veggie.
Hitler was a veggie too. Hah!!!
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Old 11-23-2007, 09:20 PM   My mother poisoned me yesterday Post #9
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Nah, Hitler had his meat too.
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Serves you right for being a dumb veggie.
I agree.
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