Diomansy Kamara: Total enigma, always selfish. Clearly never going top be more than an average top flight striker, could have spent £6mil much better.
Chris Baird: Makes Kamara look like a bargain. Complete **** and total liability. Is ugly and has crap hair. Distribution laughable, marking woeful.
Paul Konchesky: Done ok. Nothing spectacular but solid defensively if limited going forward.
David Healy: Clinical. Bags of effort. Legend.
Lee Cook: Injured, presumed dead.
Nathan Ashton: Cost nothing, played one game, looked a thousand times better than Baird without even trying.
Hameur Bouazza: Would be awesome if he had a better final ball about him. Boa Morte's boots are tough to fill.
Kasey Keller: Better than Warner.
Danny Murphy: Still has flashes of England international about him. Gets forward well, probably the best orthodox midfielder in the squad.
Dejan Stefanovic: Looked shaky on his debut but has settled in nicely along Hughes. Good bit of business getting rid of Knight and getting Big Dej for a cool mil.
Seol ki-Hyeon: Not seen enough of him really. Been ok in his limited sub appearances but nothing spectacular.