retired_Monica65

Ah, the moment felt right. Call me old-fashioned, but I believe a dump should be as memorable as it is devastating.

retired_danielle026806

I can't imagine anything more surreal than trying to break up with someone while "It'5!" is playing in the background.

retired_g_stull

Broke up with a girl on valentines day once. That was classy :thup:

retired_sherrijacobson

.....and you've been single ever since

retired_g_stull

Harsh!

retired_sherrijacobson

but true

retired_nini59

The problem is all inside your head, she said to me
The answer is easy if you take it logically
Id like to help you in your struggle to be free
There must be fifty ways to leave your lover

She said its really not my habit to intrude
Furthermore, I hope my meaning wont be lost or misconstrued
But Ill repeat myself at the risk of being crude
There must be fifty ways to leave your lover
Fifty ways to leave your lover

Just slip out the back, jack
Make a new plan, stan
You dont need to be coy, roy
Just get yourself free
Hop on the bus, gus
You dont need to discuss much
Just drop off the key, lee
And get yourself free

Just slip out the back, jack
Make a new plan, stan
You dont need to be coy, roy
Just listen to me <-----------
Hop on the bus, gus
You dont need to discuss much
Just drop off the key, lee
And get yourself free

She said it grieves me so to see you in such pain
I wish there was something I could do to make you smile again
I said I appreciate that and would you please explain
About the fifty ways

She said why dont we both just sleep on it tonight
And I believe in the morning youll begin to see the light
And then she kissed me and I realized she probably was right
There must be fifty ways to leave your lover
Fifty ways to leave your lover

Just slip out the back, jack
Make a new plan, stan
You dont need to be coy, roy
Just get yourself free
Hop on the bus, gus
You dont need to discuss much
Just drop off the key, lee
And get yourself free

You just slip out the back, jack
Make a new plan, stan
You dont need to be coy, roy
Just listen to me <------------
Hop on the bus, gus
You dont need to discuss much
Just drop off the key, lee
And get yourself free


but yeah don't stay in a relationship because it's easier, if you do you'll deserve to be miserable, and she'll be miserable too once she realises. If it was her who wanted out wouldn't you rather she did it now than 2 years down the line?

retired_kaila4337

Is that what you're planning Pickles.

Then make a huge post about it in the Singles Thread.

7/10 :thup: </BLOCKQUOTE>

Nah, don't be silly! But i was planning that, then i'd obviously do what BB13 said :thup:

retired_g_stull

See, I could go all "OMG I'VE HAD HUNDREDS OF GIRLS"

But, meh.

retired_kaila4337

*IF i was planning that