retired_jesenia

So how did he pay for the taxi? </BLOCKQUOTE>

Might have pulled a fiver out of his wallet ready and then dropped it?

retired_ramilne

how's he paid for the original taxi?


is it true that in morocco monkey-owners get their monkeys to jump on your back, then try and charge you for the privelage?

retired_Fit

time he asked random people for the money he could have walked it the lazy fecker

retired_ramilne

I remember gettiing mugged off the only time I have ever tried to buy a big issue

bravely walked up to the fella and gave him the quid, then he says it's his last copy and please can he keep the money but also the magazine so that he can carry on mugging people off :****( was taken aback and accepted his proposal like an idiot. should have demanded the copy I'd paid for.

retired_bemesel

I gave a beggar a Cadburys Double Decker recently.

To be honest it wasn't out of charity. I just felt I shouldn't eat it cos my body is a temple.

retired_kaila4337

I bought a tramp a KFC when I was at Uni and walking home from a night out then gave him 2 cans of Boddies to wash it down :cool:

retired_g_stull

Sounds like a right scam to me. Well done :thup:

retired_therob

Best one I've seen was this drunk who came up to us outside a pub and said, 'can I have £2 for medical research into the effects of alcohol?'. My mate gave him £2.

It's interesting to see how some of them lock you into a conversation with their opening line. A guy recently used 'Do you speak English?' on me, to which you kind of instinctively say 'yes', and before you know it he's on about needing to get to Guildford and his giro not coming through.

retired_Fit

not had a Double Decker in ages, didnt know they were still around

findmeinthegym

I had some guy telling me had to get to Guildford too, apparently he'd just found out his friend was dying in hospital but didn't have money for the bus because his giro hadn't come through. He started the conversation with how to get to Guildford walking from Aldershot, I advised him he'd better start running as she apparently only had an hour to live and it's a good 4 hour walk. Not the answer he was looking for apparently...