retired_jjjvassnc

wow, i hope we have a new thread with a coutdown EVERY DAY up until then.

retired_velvet01

i'm waiting on my knees
for santa's cheese
when he comes down the chimey top
i will open and swallow his c0ck.

oh santa, give me your cheese.
your big yellow, lumpy cheese

oh santa

retired_bemesel

Nice. Is that a Christmas Carol?

retired_velvet01

it is now

retired_bemesel

Santas in the chimney
just about to fill me
will he fill my sock
or fill me with his c0ck?
Santa you are big red
Your bell-end has a big head
Santa fill me, Santa fill me
I can't wait for you to fill me up!

retired_velvet01

this will get interesting

retired_velvet01

santa, you're your riding on your sleigh
santa, i'm rolling naked in the hay
santa, drop your pants so i can see
santa, on my face you can pee
santa, i want your big red dick
santa, i can show you a few tricks
santa, let me butter your anus
and santa, i will pump you in me trainers.

ohh santa, give me your big yellow, lumpy cheese.

retired_bemesel

Thats the trouble with kids today. No innuendo.

Its a hardcore porno-driven society we live in nowadays.

retired_velvet01

hahah bet you're a carry on fan

and i'm older than you, you cumsucker

retired_bemesel

Yeah. Funnily enough I was speaking of how much I like carry on earlier today.


A ballad:

Santa, why did you run and leave me!?
I let you decieve me!
You give me world every year,
then fly awayyyyyyyy!

I can't get you out of head
Without you in my life I'll be dead
I only see you once a year,
Please stayyyyyyyyy!

Take my mince pies and leave me,
You stay and please me,
Why can't you stay?
Don't get on your sleighhhhhh!

Please stayyyyyyyyyy!