ohh i'm inspired, here's a rap:
My name's santa mother ****er
i come to **** your kids
i'm a bad ass mother
i'd take the top off your lids
My bitches are my elfs
and for 9 month's i'm their pimp
if you give me enough money
i'll wear leather and be your gimp
coz i'm hard like a rock
and i'm talking bout my c0ck
i like them young
like madeline
i like them sweet
like Macaulay Culkin
i like them tender
like a viel
Their virginity
i want to steal
coz i'm santa mother****er
and you bitches better know
when it's cold and it rains
It's my cum in the snow.